What's your strangest special ability?

I know we all have this really strange ability that we can sometimes use to our advantage. All of us do, really!

Here's mine...I can balance anything on any part of my body... haha yes yes, I can balance pencils, books, nugs, swords, knives, man.. even my cat on the tip of my fingers, nose, elbows, and pretty much any other bump-like feature on my body. I can also balance girls on my dong. Now beat that! No hands! hahah ;)

So here is my October 1st thread...what's your super strange special sketchy ability?

I have this real good ability to read people. Even from first meeting its like I can tell who they are just by looking at them and observing them for just a few minutes, and with my friends I can tell exactly what they are thinking about a certain subject. I am also really good at telling lies from the truth.

Aye.. Intuition is good !

I can stretch my cheeks out and in really fast to make a loud clapping noise.

I can also make fart noises with my ears.

i can make a bong/pipe out of anything

I'm double jointed, especially in my fingers. I can bend my top knuckle independent of the middle one. I can also bend my fingers backwards. It's actually pretty cool. I've freaked a few people out before.

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Originally Posted by 420_24/7

i can make a bong/pipe out of anything

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Dude I just realized my two pieces are in my impounded car... I wa just about to smoke and relax!! Damn! I need your secret piece making abilities! Any tips??

I don't got anything to make a bowl piece...I'm over tinfoil, I'm over knife hits... I don't have a Sobe bottle, and no car to get anything I don't have.. something else in mind?

Lets see...I can juggle just about any 3 objects that are under 30 lbs...I can turn my eyelids inside out...I have others but I cant disclose it on this public forum. LOL

when i doubt, use a socket, best homemade bowl, its easy and functional. You could just make a simple bottle bong, ya know water bottle, put on hole about half way down, use a pen tube and a socket for downtube and bown, then put another hole for a carb. In case u didnt already know how to make one of those

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Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.

Dude I just realized my two pieces are in my impounded car... I wa just about to smoke and relax!! Damn! I need your secret piece making abilities! Any tips??

I don't got anything to make a bowl piece...I'm over tinfoil, I'm over knife hits... I don't have a Sobe bottle, and no car to get anything I don't have.. something else in mind?

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Yeah...go to the liquor store and get some white zig-zags:cool: or a stinkin mountain dew can with holes in it is your fate..

Smoking $100 weed through a 25 cent can. LOL..thats the life..haha

Hahaha a can man.. that would take me back about 10 years ago!

Hey a light bulb eh? I never tried making one of those before... I say let's do it! I shall learn more on the subject!

By the way geo, I just saw your rep, thx! I will email ya soon my friend!

if u have any problems making that lightbulb vape, i can help

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Lets see...I can juggle just about any 3 objects that are under 30 lbs...I can turn my eyelids inside out...I have others but I cant disclose it on this public forum. LOL

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How about 3 running, flaming, chainsaws, while blindfolded?

I can lick my elbow and touch my tongue to my nose.

most people i talk to about it seem to look at me like i'm crazy or just humor me and don't really say much on the subject.....

http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...emonition.html

other then that..... inginuity... i can fix most anything, or when it comes time for it and i need a tool to fix something/do a job but i don't have it, i can make it....

most everything was created from my laziness.... at my old house i had a window A/C but it didn't have a remote or anything (that wasn't really heard of back then) and it got really annoying to have to get up and unplug it/plug it in when i wanted (knobs were broken and the plug was in ahard to reach area) sooo.... i took two nails, nailed them into the wall on either side of the plug, took two rubber bands, and double looped them so it made a tighter/stronger force, stretched it over the plug... then took fishing line and tied it around the plug it's self, used eye hooks (the kind on screws you know...) and fed the screen through that around to the side of the bed... so all i had to do was pull the string to unplug it and hook the loop on a half eye (like the eye hooks only it isn't fully closed) and to turn it on i just had to let it loose...

keep in mind this was when i was about 7-8.... i've always been like that too... from about 8-12 i used those abilities to play pranks on my grandpa.. home alone style.... at any given tiem there were probably 10-15 traps sitting in his room.... everything from something swinging down to hit him in the nuts when he opened a door, 4'x4' sheets of wood falling on him when he sat down in his chair, to ketchup packets tha'td shoot all over him, books falling on him, drawers that'd pull out as he walked across the trip wire so his shin walked right into it....

from about 13-16 it went exclusively to bongs/pipes.... i wish i still had pictures of some of my shit =/ the acheivement i felt best about tho, i called it the cock bong... it was a ceramic rooster about a foot tall.... then i think at about 18-19 we got a car that i was always working on... alot fo times i didn't have the tool for the job, so first i'd find a way to work around that and 'convert' a tool so to speak to fit my needs.... it worked alot, but lol... that car is why i own about $300 in tools now... the car was atotal peice of shit... instead of listing what was wrong with it'd rather list what wasn't wrong with it (yes it was that bad)

by the time i finally sold it i had replaced about 20% of the shit under the hood... -.-

i can read situations/people really well and use that to my advantage...
my old social worker told my parents i manipulate things to my advantage

but thats w/e

in a more positive post--i always seem to have good luck:D

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Originally Posted by Blitzed

How about 3 running, flaming, chainsaws, while blindfolded?

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I have read this a few times over the past few weeks and still have not figured out what you said...lets see...I should have 3 running (I am not sure) flaming (I imagine your talking about something with a flame) and a chainsaw..while blindfolded...
I would give it a shot...I have nver done a chainsaw but know I could...I have 3 flaming clubs already..so I know I can do those...as for running..I am not sure if I can juggle running:jointsmile:

I have extremely sharp hand reflexes. Like once when i was a kid I walked by some movies on the shelf, knocked on off, and my hand just automatically went behind me and caught it without me thinking about it. I do stuff like this all the time, but unfortunately I can be really clumsy at times too. That and I can block hits no matter how fast they come (practice-fighting with friends/brother).

My writing ability in school surpasses almost everybody. My business team uses me as their living spelling, grammar, and punctuation checker (I may be a bit more casual here of course).

I give the best back and neck massages.


hmmm, I'm super high, that's all I can think of at the moment.

Well... i can move my ears... (and i mean myself in person, not my avatar) :p
Besided this, i dont know if i have any other "special" ability... im very intelligent, but i think its a general-use thing... from being good in math to almost reading people's thought and intentions...
Also, im a pothead... dont know if its a special ability, but, for me, its one of the most important things! :stoned::rastasmoke::jointsmile:

I can make POT disappear:rastabong:

I have the ability to find weed wherever I am..If I want it I will ask And search until I find some..rarely come up empty handed .

cash bowls:bonghit:

I can wiggle my ears and raise one eye brow at a time. Aint I special?
There is that other ability but, you all do not need to know about that one yet. The government would no doubt kidnap me and do a full autopsy on me before I was dead.:D

I can bend the top of my middle finger while keeping the lower joints totally straight. It ain't good for anything though... even foreplay, just totally pointless... but I can do it! ha.

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Originally Posted by WeedyBoyWonder

I can bend the top of my middle finger while keeping the lower joints totally straight. It ain't good for anything though... even foreplay, just totally pointless... but I can do it! ha.

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i can do it with every finger on both hands..... does take alot of practice t olearn tho lmao... you'd think itd' be easy, but you gotta control just the right muscles in your fingers... the pinky is especially hard since it tends to copy the ring finger alot...

i can do each individually too

btw i just thought of two more.... my first time having sex the chick tried to ride me but was drunk.... she literaly broke my dick... ic an bend it in half.... and the other is being able to stick my pinky up my nose to the knuckle.... my wife can testify to that.... oh and he ability to peirce my lip without flinching... (which is actually down right shocking considering i'm terrified of needles...)

I am The Procrastinatrix.
I can put off anything to any future time.
My family shuns me.
Creditors fear me.
And college students worship me as the minor deity that I am.

My motto is, "Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day AFTER tomorrow?"

Rode the short bus years ago :jointsmile: does that count ;)

I have been called Macgyver now and then because I can quickly think of solutions out of a pile of unrelated objects. :D

Being a superhero, I have MANY special powers. My favorite is X-ray vision but the most useful, I would have to say, is my invisibility cloak.

...I have this skill that alot of people seem to associate with the paranormal. I have the ability to look at life, almost like a math problem, and 'predict' the outcome.
I see energy as an uncontrollable 'answer' emitted from us subconciously as a response to our environment............Anybody else wake n bake this a.m?...DAMN!:D

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i can do it with every finger on both hands..... does take alot of practice t olearn tho lmao... you'd think itd' be easy, but you gotta control just the right muscles in your fingers... the pinky is especially hard since it tends to copy the ring finger alot...

i can do each individually too

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Man! I had forgot it! I also can do it, with every finger on both hands, individually... And even with the thumb toes...
Also i can crack almost every joint in my body... fingers, wrists, elbows, knees, the joints of the thumb toes, back, neck... when i wake up, is a festival of crak! crik! clek!
I can put my foot behind my head... i can bend back one of my pinkies until its tip touch the back of my hand...
So, thanks slip for reminding me how weird i also am! :p

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

My motto is, "Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day AFTER tomorrow?"

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Wise words, stinky... very wise words... i couldnt agree more. :hippy:

I can lick my eyebrows . :D
Peace
Crispi :stoned:

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Originally Posted by Coelho

Man! I had forgot it! I also can do it, with every finger on both hands, individually... And even with the thumb toes...
Also i can crack almost every joint in my body... fingers, wrists, elbows, knees, the joints of the thumb toes, back, neck... when i wake up, is a festival of crak! crik! clek!
I can put my foot behind my head... i can bend back one of my pinkies until its tip touch the back of my hand...
So, thanks slip for reminding me how weird i also am! :p



Wise words, stinky... very wise words... i couldnt agree more. :hippy:

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yeah i crack my bones alot too... the most common ones tho (the ones that get sore if i don't) are my fingers/knuckls (in every single joint) my wrists, my back, and my neck.... the less cracked ones would be my elbows, knees, ankles and toes...

cracking elbow and knee is the hardest... th eonly way i know to do it is fling my arm or leg really hard, usually takes a couple of times to get it to crack...

btw, it's actually good for you to pop your joints... i grew up being told it causes arthritus, but a few years back i came across a study that actually said the opposite, it helps prevent arthritus....

i actualy started learning to crack my bones becuase i have a really messed up back thanks to an idiot that jump kicked me... so i had to go to a chiopractor alot... after awhile, i just started doing it on my own.... why pay him to crack my bones when i can do it myself... i mean, they claim they're putting allignment back in or w/e... but i honestly can't tell the diffrence between him doing it and me doing it.... still has the same result for me..

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Originally Posted by geonagual

I have read this a few times over the past few weeks and still have not figured out what you said...lets see...I should have 3 running (I am not sure) flaming (I imagine your talking about something with a flame) and a chainsaw..while blindfolded...
I would give it a shot...I have nver done a chainsaw but know I could...I have 3 flaming clubs already..so I know I can do those...as for running..I am not sure if I can juggle running:jointsmile:

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I think he meant 3 chainsaws, which are all running (on) and on fire. Then juggle them whilst blindfolded.

This thread reminded me of this Borat scene I saw a while back. itâ??s one of the funniest Borat scenes I have seen. Just listen to what his special ability was in his last job when talking to the old dude.
Heres the link: YouTube - Borat - S02E06 - Guide to Jobs

LMAO

im a 6'0 guy and i can put my legs behind my head

I can fit 8 Revels under my foreskin

^^^^thats sick dude^^^^^

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Originally Posted by logie_boy

I can fit 8 Revels under my foreskin

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HaHaHa!!! that was funny^^^^ i can make up 15544789963214 different positions in bed i can satify a female very amazingly, i've mastered the art of smoking very well, and i could stand on my head

I always land on my feet.

i am double jointed in my ankles so i can walk on the side of my feet, its pretty sweeet