You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

Now, what are you going to do?:wtf:

pull my pants down, if im going to die, im going to do so with humor. fuck grace.

Enjoy the ride. :jointsmile:

Scream.

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Originally Posted by stars stars stars

Scream.

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That just made me laugh so hard for some reason...Thanks :jointsmile:

smoke the joint i snuck onto the plane:thumbsup:

...only thing hard about jumping out of an airplane...is the ground...:stoned:

Id call my girlfriend and leave her a voice mail saying I love her, and tat Im falling out of a plane and Im going to die, And just hope I land on the hood of a car

Die......what was so hard about that question....:D

I guess I would have to rely on the powers of Isis:*

"Oh zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I can fly"



* it was a tv show in the 70's*

Drink Nestea.



then die

Didn't Isis melt and croak or something....sort of like falling out of a plane?

close my eyes

Swoosh, swarm, laugh, and then die on impact.

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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere

I guess I would have to rely on the powers of Isis:*

"Oh zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I can fly"



* it was a tv show in the 70's*

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"The Secrets of Isis"!! Yes! Where a teacher with wondrous super powers fought the forcees of evil. I STILL want one of those outfits.

Barring unforseen intervention from Isis, I'd scream bloody murder.

I'd form a makeshift parachute out of my clothes and then glide slowly to a soft landing in a meadow with grazing cows.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I STILL want one of those outfits.

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LOL! I bet Dave would find that VERY hot!! (Did I ever mention my husbands name is Dave also)

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Originally Posted by kingk4life

Ask god for forgiveness

and pray that water or a open roof matress factory is below

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you'd still die... it only takes a few hundred feet to reach terminal velocity, and at that speed, hitting water is pretty much the same as hitting concrete... i suppose you could try to tooth pick it, but more that likely the force would still push your legs up into your chest and you'd die anyways...

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Originally Posted by Blitzed

Id call my girlfriend and leave her a voice mail saying I love her, and tat Im falling out of a plane and Im going to die, And just hope I land on the hood of a car

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damn, i was hoping i'd be the first to make a crank refrence :( assuming i had a cell phone on me i'd call my wife and tell her goodbye

alternatively, i suppose if i wasn't screaming, i'd just enjoy the view, or just have fun with my fall, doing flips and what not... i'd also make sure i was heading straight for flat land... i mean, for the second or two you'd be falling through trees breaking bones would suck.... like hardcore suck...

I'd see if I was different from everyone, and try to fly. I do have a large space between my big toe and the next one.

Then, after that failed, I'd use my clothes, like it was said.

Then, I'd look for a cliff with a tree limb sticking out of it.

I'd, definitely, say a round of prayers, along the way.

Drink a bottle of wine.

Cry.

See I could say i'd do something nice...graceful...or funny...truth is i'd probably end up cursing everything around me then...
*splat*

do a sailor dive. *****

As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
I pull it open.
I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
cutting,
sewing.
After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
I test it out.
The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
I reach into my pants,
and masturbate.

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Originally Posted by TPot

As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
I pull it open.
I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
cutting,
sewing.
After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
I test it out.
The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
I reach into my pants,
and masturbate.

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macgyver style

Sing a song and hope for the best.......:D

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tTpow2fLo[/YOUTUBE]

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

I would try and steer my body to some water. assume a seated position and hit the water that way..that should slow me down enough so I wont hit the bottom so hard..

hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all

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Originally Posted by 420_24/7

hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all

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That is why I would assume the seated postion or even a curled ball right before I hit.

before that I will fully extend my body. arms out, legs out, hands and fingers extended..to try and slow me down before impact with the water..

I think I got a chance:jointsmile:

flap my arms

if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter

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if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter

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What does he do?

pee and drop change on people.

i really dont want to spoil it for anybody, its a very surprising ending

try to aim myself towards water.. ouch thats gonna hurt, at least less than land!

Think, "Damnit, I live through cancer, being sent away, bi polar, and all other sorts of horrible shit. Just to die when some A-hole throws me from a plane."

TPot, ROFLMAO....

Hmmmm......

One thing I'd do just before I went SPLAT would be to roll over and make sure I hit HEAD FIRST. Hell, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna WATCH! My morbid curiosity comes out....

I would:

1. Call my wife and tell her i love her, and tell her i wouldn't be home for dinner that night, then...

2. I'd piss my pants, then...

3. I'd shit my pants... as

4. I was screaming bloody murder at the very TOP of my lungs, all the while wishing...

5. That I had brought that damned parachute that I forgot back on the tarmac... and then....

6. It's be time for me to go into el nosedive and then...

7. SPLAT.

At least I'd see what hit me....

Incidentally, the Airborne trrops in the Army sing a song, the tune of which goes with Glory, Glory Haleluiah, and it goes something like "gory, gory what a helluva way to die, he ain't gonna jump no more!"

And get this - that is JUST BEFORE they line up to jump out of a perfectly good airplane FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Boy, that right there would instill confidence in ya, now wouldn't it, he, he, he...

I'd laugh and tumble around for the first bit, then I'd scream bloody murder and hope I don't bounce when I hit the ground... I read somewhere if you bounce it's an instant death cause your neck will snap and your back wil break, but if you dont bounce there's a chance you will live although injured and probably with a few broken bones

^ Or you'll be like Christopher Reeves :fish:

if i jump out of a plane without a parachute, i deserve to die....

Falling from ten thousand feet - ain't NOTHING you can do to survive. Just stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse GOODBYE!

And Psycho4Bud, that is one of my MOST FAVORIE PF songs!