1) Have any of you ever been caught masturbating? :p
2) Whats the weirdest place uve ever masturbated? :rolleyes:
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1) Have any of you ever been caught masturbating? :p
2) Whats the weirdest place uve ever masturbated? :rolleyes:
Yeah. I've been caught masturbating. And I don't know for the second one. I've masturbated alot of crazy places. Church camp((ha! Take that, Jesus!)), on a train under some blankets. I've gotten head in the back seat while my x's mom was driving. That was paranoia right there. Thank god for blankets and tinted windows.
I've never been caught spankin da monkey ^^ hmmm weirdest place uhhhh i guess school. I jacked off in school =/
Ha ha a perfect time to tell you about "The Danger Wank" lol
A mate told me about this the other day, heres the deal.....
You need to be in your bedroom preparing yourself, then call over a member of the family/partner (best if they are downstairs) in the time from them comming to see what you want, you have to pull one off before they reach you. You dont wanna get caught eh? The Danger Wank....lol
Peace
lmfao to the danger wank
ive jerked it in a public shower while i was camping. i dont think it was very sanitary. and it wasnt an open shower, it was individual ones and it took forveer for sum reason
ps. im trying the danger wank sumtime
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hahahah. Danger wanking sounds awesome. Thinking back on it, I've masturbated at school too.
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Originally Posted by dog420
lol imma try that shit. First with my gf with out her knowing, and if i can pull it off on her imma try it with friends lmao that is the greatest thing ever.
i caught my mom once.... funny as shit
caught your mom!!!! man...i feel sorry for you!!!! ive never been caught jackin off. and for the weirdest place ive jacked off...hmmmm... id have to say it was at school...not too weird...but i dont really do it i weird places...thats how you get caught..and that would be just imbarresing. :D
I have had in-school suspension and thats where u sit in a white room with blinds over the windows and its located in the office. You get to do homework and nothing else for the whole day and of course after 5 hours I got horny and decided to wack off in the room with the blinds up (haha). Well I decided this wouldnt b too good to get caught in so I went into the office bathroom and cummed all over the toilet paper lol and walked out....
:eek: thats hardcore right there.. i've done a danger wank sort of.. basically i was at my grandfathers house and my mom adn him were right in the other room and i decided to stand in the kitchen and beat it .. first of all there isnt much between the kitchen and the living room where they were and my mom could have walked in at any moment and although there was a counter to cover me, it still would have been kind of obvious...dont ask me why i did it then and there it was just one of those times..i was bored and my imagination took off..
:p
yeah one time i was wackin it and didnt close my door all the way and my mom knocks and im like shit and my wangs hangin otu and she walks in and waslike "oh, im sorry i didnt know u were chanigng" and watlked out...it was so awkward, cuz we both knew, and i had to spend liek a 20 minute car ride with her right after that, we didnt say a word to each other...fuckin aawkward as hell
Once I was on a bus and the guy across from me was jerking off.
Not cool.
PLACES I HAVE WACKED :rolleyes:
P R O U D .... - & - ........ T R U E
School bathroom ( i went to a CHRISTAN high sckool too :eek: , father forgive me haha)
Church Bathroom (need i say more ..... i was fallin asllep during seromn and didnt have n e adderal :o ... so next best thing :confused: haha)
In Some of My G/F's BEDS ( they were at work or gone and it smeeled like them and i was like "Here I go" :rolleyes: haha .... im a lil sick but i love it . couple times i cued their panties from the nite b4 to cum on ..... but when i told them i did it ((( well one girl i didnt tell she picked up her panties off the floor and asked me why they were full of CUM :p and so i had to "cum" clean :rolleyes: )))cause i wanted to fuck them and they wasnt there they all thoguht it was hot ..... then fucked me hahaha ...... and for the record they didn wash the panties before wearing them again ... my girls were freaks not skanks ;) haha )
and that is jsut a few of the places :eek: hahah
I have Been Caught By : :( :eek: :mad:
My mom (so much growing up :rolleyes: :o )
My Best Friends G/F :D
and thats it :cool: haha
i tried the danger wank once... its what got me laid. my gf was knockin on the door while i was jerkin and i was close so i wasn't stoppin. my mom told her i was in my room and sent her up...
Akward 30 seconds as she walks in and giggles a little bit... then she took off her clothes xcept for bra and laid down next to me.
then she started masturbating... that was the biggest turn on in my life... she grabbed my dick so i started eatin her out... bl;ah blah blah... i doubt you guys wanna hear so im gonna shut up now
this is the sexuality forum LETS HERE IT
I jack off so much I ve been caught plenty of times. I mean i get sex a lot but sometimes id rather wack off. My girlfriend catches me all the time like when she is in the shower and im downstairs i pop in a porn and go to town and sometimes she comes down before im done. Also once in college my roomate walked in on me spanking watching porn on the computer and he made fun of me for a while. Ive also been caught by my mom and she asked what i was doing and i said what do you think and she said well hurray up and finish because your grandmother is here to see you.
Oh yeah i forgot to mention that my dog catches me all the time and usually if i m feeling lazy i will just cum on the carpet and he will lick it up. I know this sounds funny or gross but my dog loves to eat my cum i guess its sweet or something.
DUDE! That's hilarious....................but disgusting. LOL
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Originally Posted by ludacris420
dude... thats hilarious. almost asd funny as the time on family guy where chris is behind the couch listening to his sister's friends at her slumber party. Lois says "Chris come out from there and go to bed...
Chris "i can't"
Lois "well finish up and then come out"
You haven't wacked in very weird places u lot hav ya? i id dit on a golf course once laying down
lol no1 was there tho so it wasn't that bad.
DS
When i used to walk to the train station after school there were always weird men tossin outside this certain block of units.Back then it made me so sick i chased a guy with scissors once and swear if i caught him i would have cut his cock off.Dirty filthy bastards doing that around young school girls.
...wtf
Don't let your dog eat your cum. Man, that's fucking wrong.
LMFAO
this post is so godam hilarious...omg im so baked a tear came out when i was laughing lol
ew ur dog is a cum dumpster lol
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i've been caught a bunch of times. I have a little 2yr old brother down the hall so my parents often have to walk by my room at night to go make him go back to sleep. So one time i'm wakin away and i'm cumming right as my dad knocks on the door. I'm like "ahh fuck, hold up i'm about to get in the shower." hes like alright and waits a sec as I clean my cum off my floor and clothes (it just had to be one of those massive orgasms so the was too much come to fit on the tissues). so he just comes in my room, the porn is still on and everything. I;m like "dad wtf i said hold on." Ever since then he has never came into my room without waiting for permission lol.
and the weirdest place...i guess school
^lmao u showed him man
god dam parents, y cant they just fuckin knock and wait?
or older brothers, i was fooling around with this girl in her bed and her older brother opens the door slightly, sees what were doing then walks in fully
lol what a fag
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i like how he walks in fully, not just leaves when he sees what ur doin. yea ive heard of dogs likin cum, my friends dog is always lickin around the computer and everyone knows what hes doin
oh shit,, the weuirdest place ive had sex was with my ex on the roof. people that have caught me have been my mom and this cop that was coming to do an investigation of who stole all the alchahol , he came in and was like" so can we start the investigation and i jumped under my bed andd ,,,,shit ima stop thereweirdest place has to have been on a plane trip to florida , i spent about 5 minutes jerkin so i probably flew over half a state a mile in the sky beatin my meat,, lmao
i got caught in grade 7, my door was wide open, and my sis walked by, and didn't say anything, awkward week after, couldn't be in the same room lol
I got busted by my girl one night in bed. She wouldnt give me any so i decided to rub one out and she woke up in the middle of it. She looks at me was says what the fuck are you doing? I say whats it look like, you wouldnt give me any. So she gets pissed gets up and leaves. Needless to say i didnt get any for awhile after that.
Women..........you know the rest.
the weirdest place i ever did this is proly in my bedroom. yep sorry guys but i just dont know how u can fuckin do it at school. u guys are crazy man!!!
haha, your dog is a jizz trap
Once My grandmother caught me Wanking Myself in my room..
But to her suprise I just shut me eyes and imagined her standing there nude..
If you Say you dont wank your a Liar.
and a fool if you say that you do.
So next time you see Mr.Bush on TV.
Remember He wanks himself to.....;)
[QUOTE=NoosaHeads]Once My grandmother caught me Wanking Myself in my room..
But to her suprise I just shut me eyes and imagined her standing there nude..
QUOTE]
Thats fucked up mang. DO you really imagine ur grand mom nude? And when she walked in u continued ur business? WOW
No.
Its a Line out of a dirty ditty or rhyme....
sorry to dissapoint..
I've never been busted having a bat.
Been Busted Bumpin Uglies (Having sex) Plenty though...mostly my ex's Mum.
I think she enjoyed walking in I think she used to secretly watch sometimes.
I remember one time her Mum holding my ass for an uncomfortably long time whilst posing for a family photo....
never went there though... :o
wow i've never been caught jerkin and but i do have a wierd place i've jerked, I was walking down a road at like midnight haha lucky nobody drove by lol. jacquelyne sounds like the kinda girl i want to meet haha;) i'm into all that kinky dominatrix shit. the danger wank does sound like fun, gotta try it sometime lol. Peace
you had to ask!
I've almost been caught. My roomate in college was in frat so he was rarely ever in the dorm room. So I'm yankin it expecting him not to be there. I'm just about to spooge and I hear the door nob jiggle. I'm in a loft so luckily I pull the covers over, so he didn't see anything. But he pretty much knew as he said, "whacking off man?" I was like, "NO!" needless to say, I had blue balls for awhile.
Then there was the time our flight got fucked up and we had to wait in the airport for another 6 hours. So I probably masturbated about 3 times in the airport bathroom stall.
thats fuckin hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by 5HT
ever caught: nope..
Weirdest place: um... probably in my car driving down a dark road... but then you tend to speed.. and fog up the windows.... WEAR SAFTEY GLASSES! WEAR BRIGHT CLOTHES! WEAR A HELMET!