yes we got to get some going on here when the mind is stoned and full of nothing but lyrical slur
someone else start :)
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yes we got to get some going on here when the mind is stoned and full of nothing but lyrical slur
someone else start :)
Gimme a beat!
I be supa fly,
I really want to fly,
I want the weed,
but have been clean for the deed.
Lame. I know. But I can't rap.
sam everyone knows yous just a whore
the only 3 words we hear from you is more more more
why dont you beat it and get out my door
whenever i see you i think been there done that before!
hmm too stoned to think of anymore lol
THAT WAS AWESOME.
Cannabis Campbell,
for everyone who can't tell,
he be giving me mad hell
because of my name,
but thats my game.
yes yes, dont hate the player but hate the game
my rap was awesome but yours was lame
last night i made you scream my name
all the pics and vids of you in my hall o fame
you dont listen you need to be told!
i told you i dont like it hairy i like it bold
when i put my hands down those panties its like shit your cold!
pull my hand back up to see the grease and mold (LOL) (no offence)
but you know what they say any holes a goal! :)
Haha, you wish you could hit this poon-tang.
Havent you heard... Im a member of the..
Yeah, I also wish I could hit that poon-tang,
Sick of sittin here tuggin on my wang,
God I need a fuckin woman to bang.
Look at me, I ain't got no-one to battle
So I'm beatin my own ass with the rap paddle
Well that's pretty lame, so I guess I'll skedaddle...
LOL that made me laugh :D
yeah you better skedaddle thats all you know
you better get out on the streets and make me some dough
im the pimp and your just a ho
makin money on the minute homie thats fa sho
hittin your own ass with the rap paddle, thats queer!
but i sorta suspected when you liked drinking alcopops and not beer
whats that say no gods no masters?? haha think again fool
better run faster, cus against me you aint gonna lasta :p
I'm down, how many bars?
as many or as little as you like pref 4 but its up to you if you wanna do more
5 grams to half a key, call me the lace saint...
this clown smokes so much he forgot about face paint!..
dirt on the timbs from bustin these snitches chins,
i get payed, so I'm flippin these bitches grins..
my boys don't ride bikes, but they got chains..
yall bitches speed walkin' on sidewalks, we on lanes..
My psp screen clean, while this bitch use a Gamegear..
I reign-fear, he only rock furr when he wrestling a Raindeer!..
Been writting 2 years now, but I prefer recording tracks to text battles, lol.
OH no! the devil is back,
but don't let me interrupt these^ wack attacks.
I'm just here to remind yall who's best, the blessed,
who's the one you shouldn't test. :cool:
get back at me, anyone
on some grown-man-shit, ima known-bandit
if i stick ya for paper, yuh goin'-hand-it
got green like camo, wrist gleam like ammo
half yall rep colors and dont know what dey stand-fo
we leave ya wetter then physical-ed-class.
chrome bust out kissable-led-fast..
Boy quit ridin' that dick, ya Kindness-Is-Wack..
He spittin' bad shit, I think his Sinuses-Back.
im done with this fruitcake, gats'll make ya suite bake
i'll leave a fuckin sign on ya head dat my boot make
man look at this fool tryin to be one of the Gs,
I've heard better raps at Mikey Ds,
so let me give you a lesson all the way from NYC.
The beat is for you to imagine,
and the lyrics are for me to stab-in.
My lines are ill, oh yes indeed
and just like Coke they will make you bleed,
but these lines are not to snort just to read.
Let me remind you again who the king is,
so once I'm done I'll extend my hand for you to kiss,
you try to be a gangsta that doesn't exist,
keep it up and your face may meet my fist, but...if you must insist.
Yours is a minor roll,
your there so i can smoke you like a bowl,
when the movie is done you go back being the tranny called nicole,
your the result of the condom your father never stole,
or that night he didn't want to stick it in her asshole.
You see i return your attack with coal,
then i spit fire to make it so hot you feel cold.
now lets see how this story unfolds
as i go and play my console. :jointsmile:
If this was a bit too harsh just tell me, I don't wanna get into a retarded internet fight, I don't mean any of those things just playing the game, paz
HAHAHAHA great shit great shit damn i wish i could do it ive been trying to think of one line and i cant
I'm an elephant i never forget where i came from
Wrote my first bar made my name from
Weighed my first O, got the wrong
Drove my first car lost the plates the on
Now i have to roll with food to weigh O's
But i can get dark again, remove the halo
Unless your a G you cant speak to me, NO
'Coz i can run through your whole team like 'Diego'
Got the 'Hand of God', the gift of the gab
And i dont even need a beat just a kick and a clap
Emcees turn babies, shit they pants
So please just admit it's a rap, i'm BACK
With a serve like Federra you return like Henman
Look, i kill rappers no weapons
When i spit, expect 'funerals' like you had 'four weddings'
listen back of my boy cyraxQuote:
Originally Posted by Peruvian Devil
or you will be hearin that click clack!
now punk we'll see how this story unfolds
your girls a ho, and you just been told
theres more of me to come
so you better run,
cus i got my lrycis on my trigger like a loaded gun
one step closer you will be gone
with the force of my gun thats loud like a drum
you Can come and test but you wont get far,
ill leave you there for dead or with a life long scar,
leave you smoking like a cigar,
so beat it boy get back in your car.
:S4:
listen up jiga, u aint a N*gg*, you;s a fucking wigga, you bes shut up b4 i stick my foot in ya
That was good. :wtf:
I burn *****s wit ma punchlines and leavem wit a lyrical 3rd degree, y get a throwaway wen i shoot rappers outta cloud nine verbally/im bout my shit while yall sound like yall over here foolin n kiddin, dropin garbage ass lines sumone tell dis ***** NO LITTERIN!/
wen u reach fo a pair of scissors is the only time u gettin a chopper, i juss kilt dis ***** again sumone call another doctor/ur flow is light n mines heavier than wen u catch ur period, its kinda sad how im bout ta litterally end ya carrer wit a period, n i aint gon stop layin dese "keystyles"...michael jackson cant even fuck with tha kid/i got dat clockwork not ta mention perfect timin, this dude wouldnt have a good line if he had the Eagles offensive lineman/i would be dissin myself if i called u a son ofa bastard, i'll put the heat to ya back like u wore Shaqs jersey backwards/ayo im tired of watchin these lames front so tellem ta trun around/my pockets is seein more green then some pants thats molded, the only time you clap is when ur happy and u know it
call me the nastiest, step back or somebodys gonna get lyrically hurt
bitch u couldnâ??t be from the hood if u were born in a sweatshirt
since ur rhymes r clearly no match ima put u all to flames n ima spit raw to sum new lames/ i hand out clips like spilberg do, only time u strapped is when u in the front seat of a vehicle. real talk :jointsmile:
I have a feelin u didnt make that up ^
lol naw man its all mine fam, been writing since i was lyke 12
Just looks like you copied and pasted it from somewhere because where you put / / / / in it it doesnt change lines its just as one big piece
thats how i usually type shit like this, nice n easy to read u kno, but yo this rap battle shit was a good idea, i never woulda thought about havin one on this site
we should come up with rules for this, like 1. no swagger jackin aka no copyin other ppls lines n grimey shit like that...2. dont get too personal...3. i dunno..
havnt done this in awhile
This kids fake..throwin up BOOZE faster than street signs...
Man you're like a "small fish" cuz I caught you with "weak lines"
sorry to interupt but I got some news...your girlfriends late..
cannabis campbell?8 9 10 on the flop... still willin to bet this "jack" aint "straight"
smoke your dro....whip back and pop your ho
kid call me the "hoover" cuz "damn" im gonna "stop your flow"
eh 3 bars ll do it :hippy:
Word, this game looks fun to play.
But I ain't got much time today.
I feel like I gotta get some grub.
Cuz I just got done smokin' a fat ol' nug.
Cann dot com reppin the place.
....Damn, yo. I'm stoned off my face.
The Fog :rastasmoke:
:o Only on the internet. lmao
alright acouwaila...man i want the throne now so dontchu tell me to hold up, ill letchu get the crown when R. Kell reaches overâ?¦N offers to record somemore LPâ??s with hova, u know when thatâ??s gonna happen?â?¦when hell freezes over!/n ya girl even got me n her top 1 on myspace, she ready to ease down myway, n make me "come" from the "head" like freestyle friday/n after that donâ??t even start disrespecting me, n if u think about catchin me, u might as well change ya name to H cuz you comin after a Fâ??n G/ n if I ever catch u flexin, ima stomp u till its no ribs left in your midsection/ dogg u aint got no deals so stop actin, instead u should ask me about the drugs i be baggin, i push X like im tryna run fast in madden/ pleez believe ill let the toaster spark, n wetchu up like noahs ark, so stop tryna be a ferocious shark n stay in ya seat like rosa parks/ n dont think about goin to cops n droppin dimes, cuz ill reach fo that big piece like ya daddy when its dinner time/
u the type to act fake n hate, im the freshest out n u way past your expiration date...cheeeawwww
cannabis campbell is it?Quote:
listen back of my boy cyrax
or you will be hearin that click clack!
now punk we'll see how this story unfolds
your girls a ho, and you just been told
theres more of me to come
so you better run,
cus i got my lrycis on my trigger like a loaded gun
one step closer you will be gone
with the force of my gun thats loud like a drum
you Can come and test but you wont get far,
ill leave you there for dead or with a life long scar,
leave you smoking like a cigar,
so beat it boy get back in your car.
one line of your whole rap was ill, I must admit,
but I'm the pitcher and your the baseball mitt,
so when I'm done i hope you know how to quit.
You got courage standing up against the Devil,
so imma kick it just one more level
no rules now, met the Rebel.
my lungs are made of fire hotter than the sun
and i got iller lyrics on MY trigger with an even bigger gun
you think you can beat me? you got a better chance at becoming a nun.
Imma keep it short cuz i wanna go watch a soccer game (Peru vs Argentina). get back at me. paz :rastasmoke:
i dont know how to quit
but i know how to spit
im gonna fuck you up with my lyrical tricks
leave you left dead in a shit hole pitt
you better take it to another level
cus im a rebel now feel the base and treble
im gonna keep mine short aswell i cant think lol.
man yall gotta be kiddin with them rhymes you just posted up, now i gotta come slide thru this forum n juss blow shit up/ u gots ta be dumb n foolish ta mess with the best of the best, n besides u just the worst of the rest/but yall might need ta give it a rest cuz ya stylez sore, nonna yall wouldnt bust a "cap" if ya push'd the button n broke it on a the keyboard/
real *****z out doin real things while yo sales flip-flop, ill pop u n juss leave ya head open all day like an I-hop/ if u caught laringitus couldnt be as sick, u might as well cut off ya hands yall appearantly cant rip shit/ im killin the game already..pass me a casket pleez, ill leave ya whole front missin like a pair of invisible nikes...who want it?? :rastasmoke:
top notch swagger
i hit chu with a dagger
you just a little nagger
i bet your sat there listenin to mick jagger
yes you can come slide through anyway way you like
but when you get through come out you feel my fuckin knife
stab stab stab you hear that sound?
stab you so deep i can hear your heart pound
you aint blowin nothin up punk but yourself
im a super fighter and your a white belt
so step back boy cus you cant touch this
your pants are now covered in your own piss! :)
lol nagger...cannabis cambell ill have u missing like a lost camper,
mess with top notch n get thrown away like a used rapper,
im not bout to let shit go down like im pluggin up the crapper,
im so high up in the sky u cant see me wen i eat the milkyway,
while your down on the ground like u got some extra weight,
n wen it comes to dro peshi u kno i keep some extra weight,
my rhymes is raw like fresh meat left out to thaw,
if u tried to spit bars as hard as these youd crack ur jaw,
u coulda sworn i took etiquette classes the way my styles nicer,
i got lines sicker than steven kings, even he'll tell u dont fuck with this writer,
yall must be wearin the wrong perscription the way yall cant see me in a cypher, i rip *****z n shit on em like toilet paper n have no fear cuz heres ur
savior, u can hate all u want but i got the game married, im up in this bitch like ron jeremy....next! :stoned:
ok now swagger you getitn me all serious
if you think those rhymes work you must be delirious
i shoot you for starin and leave you all curious
i told ya boy cus im notorious
ya pushed me to much and now im furious
when i get down with ya gurl im all spontaneous
so when ya leave ya house ya better be cautious
cus im the type to spike ya drink just to get ya nauseous
you cant spit bars like i can
thats why they call you a woman, and call me a man
all you talk about is pluggin the crapper
next time i see ya girl im'a slap her
i spit bars harder than you and aint broke my jaw
my rhymes are so heavy when i spit i break the law
you just got smoked so dont think ya raw
ill slice you dice you fuck u up with my paws :D
Thats right, you cant see me! :p
This should be moved to the music forums, no offense CC but that place is ignored because of this. . .nice thread though
This is acapella no music involved :)
I'm back in rap again i quit then go back again
They call it hip hop coz if you aint hip you hop again
Steady floppin again i'm coppin and poppin them shots like Iraq again
Ya'll whack sounds like shaq tryin'a rap again