How to not get caught guide

Ive gotten caught quite alot...and well I have learned a bit. I thought I would share this with you all.

Tips:
-Use visine ^^
-Dont laugh lol
-Try to keep your eyes open wide
-Keep your mouth closed
-Try to act as normal as possible, Observe yourself in a mirror to make sure you will give it away that your stoned

Smoking Outside: When smoking outside just do it away from people, exspecially people you know or police. Smoking outside is pretty easy, just dont come home and bust in the door laughing (has happened). Dont worry about the smell or anything, the wind will take care of that.

Smoking Inside: Smoking inside is tricky. The best way to do it (but not most coinvenent) is too go into the bathroom, turn the fan on (if you have one) and turn the shower on. Toke up, maybe spray some air freshner just for some extra safety, and leave the shower running for a little bit. The shower will help clean the smell out of the air.

Smoking in your room is kind of risky. If your going to do this I would
recommend definitly use incense sticks. You can buy them here -buy Incense Sticks
I personally just pick them up at spensers. There only $4 for 20 of them at my local store, not that much of a mark-up. All you do is light the end of them and they will burn unleashing a very strong smell in your room. The smell will stay for more than a day. There really good at masking smells. Burning incense is a clear indicator of someone smoking to most people so just be aware. If not you could always just spray air-freshner and keep a window open, praying no one comes in your room soon.

Hope this helps you all out some. Peace :hippy:

I smoke in my room all the time. All I use to cover the smell is a doob tube and some Febreeze just to make sure.

dude... screew your guide... ill just wait 9 months till im off probation... go buy a pound... and a nice ass pipe and some blunt wraps... and sit on the couch... and just smoke... when my mom comes home, ill just say high...

Dude lol....what does laughing have to do with it? The thing that gets suspicious is how everyone stops talking and doesn't laugh or anything.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha woow....

Well one time i was going to my frineds and his mom was taking me. I toked up b4 i left and lets just say i was laughing as hard as i could the ENTIRE time in his moms car....gd times ^^

Yeah, but sometimes I laugh like that because something is funny. Now being dead silent, trying to look awake, and being kinda spaced out thinking about other shit is suspicious. Just act calm,cool, and collected. Stay relaxed.

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Originally Posted by hobbitsmoke

hahahaha 4 for 20 roflmao

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haha, I noticed that too...

Coincidence?

I think not. :thumbsup:

4 for 20$ seems pretty fucking expensive to me...my local "tabbaco" store will ussually give me a whole lot of them for free.

i believe he meant 4$ for 20 sticks.

wow u just ask em and they give

I got something else for smoking inside.

This is how I do it. My mom knows I smoke but i'd rather her not smell my cigs and weed in the house.

Alright this is probably the best way to kill smell

1. Get a small fan and face it going out the window. Then close it so just the fan has enough room.

2. Make a doob tube. Get a paper towel roll and tape a dryer sheet to the end then pack it full of dryer sheets.

3. Don't smoke joints enless you have to. Pipes are the best.

4. Take a hit. clear the pipe so no excess smoke gets out, then kill the bowl. Take the doob tube and blow right by the back of the fan.

After you're done smoking make shure you put everything away then I usually light incense. But any air freshner is good. I usually just spray it in the middle of the room and at the bottom of the door.

dude, no offense, but your guide is pretty shitty. you don't even mention doob tubes, bowl capping, ghosting hits, covering up lighter noise, you don't even say not to smoke a joint in the house!

revise your methods, bro.

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

dude, no offense, but your guide is pretty shitty. you don't even mention doob tubes, bowl capping, ghosting hits, covering up lighter noise, you don't even say not to smoke a joint in the house!

revise your methods, bro.

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QFT but still....it was a nice effort that is well appreciated:thumbsup:

lol thanks, bored saturday, will improv. on it :)

wat dies qft mean, exactly?

quote for truth:thumbsup:

ok thx

i should seriously remake tnis guide, ill do it when im on myPC ,right now im on my wii, but dude, you didnt even mention a spoof for indoor smoking, and how do u cover up lighter sound slpntrx5???

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Originally Posted by EternalOverdose

i should seriously remake tnis guide, ill do it when im on myPC ,right now im on my wii, but dude, you didnt even mention a spoof for indoor smoking, and how do u cover up lighter sound slpntrx5???

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my way is not really to cover it up. it's basically just eliminating the clicking altogether. as long as you can avoid being seen on the way to your "smoking room" you:

1. light a candle
2. put the candle down
3. press the fuel release button on the lighter and hold it to the candle flame
4. voila! silentflame (wasn't there a video game called silent frame or am i just high?)

:rastasmoke:

sorry to hijack the thread. i now give it back to you.

*thread handoff*

I dunno 'bout using incense. seems like a dead givaway to me 'cause it's so much associated with smoking weed.

QFT lol

candle is a good idea...also if its scented that helps.

doob tubes work wonders

Yeah, scented candles and doob tubes might be the best.

Who cares about our rooms and inside/outside? You get in real trouble when you're a) doing something really shady or suspicious in public or b) getting pulled over.

If you're doing something illegal that draws attention to yourself when you have smoke on you, you deserve to get caught.

Here's some tips/strategies I have thought of over the last couple of years to reduce the chance of being searched/interrogated when in a car:

Common tips:

1) Keep your license, registration and proof of insurance in your center console. Try to remember not to put anything illegal in it, but even if you do, the center console is much less visible to the cop than the glove box.

2) Always keeps Febreze and three Dangly smell-good thing in your car. If you accidentally overload on febreze and the cop asks why does it smell strongly of freshener, just shrug and refer to the dangly smell-good things.

3) ALWAYS address them as sir or mam and be very humble and apologetic(apologize only once or it may look suspicious). You never know the small things that just may push the cop over the threshold of not bothering you or inquiring further about whats in your car.

4) Never consent to a search. If asked why, just say it's your parents car and they have always told you to never consent to one. This seems to be a pretty good reply and has worked a couple of times for me. It sure beats "uh.. I dunno.. just because"

5) Find a good stash spot in your car. If you looked hard enough, you could find 10 stash spots that even the most seasoned of cops wouldn't think about.

Strategies:

1) Find four or five stickers that in some way support or promote any type of law enforcement. Place them on the left side of your back window.

2) I just thought of this last week and haven't even used it myself. Can't imagine it not working, though. A few years ago I remember one of my friends brought a fake fart spray to school. He just sprayed it up and down the hall and it smelled like complete ass. Find and keep one of these bottles in your center console. Spray it, not too much, directly on the driver's window. Even roll down your window a little and spray it outside. The cop WILL smell it.

Clutch your stomach a little bit and purposefully start acting a BIT strange and embarassed. If assuming the cop does ask you why you're acting strange, say "Well.. it's a bit embarassing." That conversation may end right there, but if it goes on, just go into a little detail about how your stomach has been acting up all night/you have irritable bowel syndrome/chronic shits/etc. The cop, I'm assuming, will let you go faster and be less inclined to want to go anywhere near your vehicle.

holy shit that's crazy enough to work (the fart spray thing). jesus christ, that's fucking awesome...just be sure to hide the bottle and not let him see it!

1. Oust and Febreeze (don't forget to do your clothes)
2. Candles that smell earthy like apple cider, basil, or pine
3. I do think it is smart to practice your facial expressions in the mirror
4. I exhale into my pillow or into a sweatshirt, the doob tube is the obvious choice but if you don't want one around then you can try this instead
5. Don't freak out! Just act normal.
6. Don't smoke so much that you just act stoned... try to do the weed equivalent of "a beer or two" and no one will know. You get in trouble when you get really freakin' high and stumble around like a moron.

Act like a fucking mentalist all the time. Then nobody can tell when you're stoned...

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

Act like a fucking mentalist all the time. Then nobody can tell when you're stoned...

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but what happens when your friends don't understand how you started acting like a mentalist all of a sudden and send you to rehab/mental hospital because they think you're on meth??? lol

I know there are people who need for a reason or another, hide their smoking habits, after all it's illegal and it can get you in trouble, but the best way to smoke is when you don't give a fuck about what anyone else thinks about your smoking weed.

If reefer really makes you happy, ***** blaze it... Of course we all have to be responsible too, so it's all good advice to those who might get in trouble because of these stupid laws.

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

dude, no offense, but your guide is pretty shitty. you don't even mention doob tubes, bowl capping, ghosting hits, covering up lighter noise, you don't even say not to smoke a joint in the house!

revise your methods, bro.

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word.:wtf:

Im the freakin' pope, bitch!
1,200th post nukka!

what i do.

To get rid of the odour go to the supermarket and buy some spray, incense is a little too obvious, good if you are by yourself in that house but not good if you have suspicious/paranoid or both parents. Get the stuff that is advertise to kill odors because you want that not ones that cover it up.Also don't get something obvious like lemon etc you can get ones like mountain air or some crap.I got a can for about $4.00 and stash that away, because that will look suspicious esp if you are not renown for a clean room. ;)

Wait until parent/parents go to bed.
Switch on a DVD or whatever on just in case so they wont hear a noise.
Open the window
Mull up.

Once you have finished pack away spray alot of the spray,then shut the window a bit wide open window on a cold night is going to look suspicious.After stay in your room and watch DVD or whatever don't go out too soon otherwise the smell will go out.

I was thinking of buying a fan heater so in winter i can get rid of the odour without suspicious and to warm up my room. :thumbsup:

Happy smoking!.

I. Storing

My Stash: I store my weed in my couch I have a little opening that is a perfect size for a small cigar box and my stoner friend couldent find it even when i told his it was in the couch by the armrest.

PS2: Another good place is the hard drive bay in a PS2

Deodorant: A really good spot is in a deodorant bar. Use the deodorant and remove the plastic thing thats under all the actual deodorant, put ur shit in, and replace the top, it also covers up the smell and make sure you dont hide the deodorant leave it out in the open.

Book: Get a large cheap book like an old dictionary NOT A BIBLE. Open to like page 35 and with a razor knife (x-acto) start cutting a rectangle in the center of the page towards the back of the book. Keep cutting the same shape and eventually you will have a hollow book that you can put your shit in and put in on a bookshelf or in your backpack.

Battery Compartment: Use the battery compartment of any cheap electronic.

Best place to store weed: IN YOUR LUNGS!!!

Be Creative!

II. Smoking

A. Outside
When you smoke outside the best place is in your backyard if no one is home. If someone is home the woods are a good place or if its windy you can smoke in your backyard just out of sight from windows and have a cigar box ready to put ur lit j's in if someone comes outside.

My favorite place to smoke is at concerts. Before the concert you can smoke in public just watch for police and during he concert if you have a lawn seat.

Just try not to be obvious bbut also not to conspicuous and if anyone sees you get the f*** out of there!

INdoors:

Bathroom: Okay this is a lot harder. The best place to smoke inside is prob your bathroom because most bathrooms are all tiled so theres no carpet or cloth to absorb the odor and you can use strong cleaners to cover up the smell and axe without it being too obvious and steam gets rid of the smell too. When you smoke, turn on the fan and put a towel on the bottom of the door and have the shower running on hot. Smoke under the fan and exhale into the fan or out window. When your done smoking spray a lot of axe and use bleach if you want to be extra careful. Then open the window and leave the fan on and shut the door behind you.

Bedroom: Not recommended because of all the bedding to absord that sweet yet troublesome smell. Open a window and have a fan blowing out the window and make everyone smoke right up close tp the fan. When your done spray a little axe or red guard and if you still smell it get a bunch of pine needle and lay them on a desk so when a parent smells weed they will see the needles and blame it on that. A paper towel cardboard thing stuffed with dryer sheets also works wonders.

Cigarretts: If your parents are okay with you smoking in the house (rare) just smoke a bunch of cigs afterward or make a little tobacco fire on a plate.

III. Hiding your High

Red Eye: Red eye is the most noticable sign of smoking weed next to the smell. Visine works all the time but too much makes it worse. The best way is to smoke good herb and avoid red eye completely thats my method.

Smell: Not really a problem because when your outside 30 mins will get rid of the smell on you and it will be out of your breath in 10. Just use a normal amount of cologne of your worried and having pine sap on you makes a good alliby.

Walking: If you think your walking funny just say your foot fell asleep.

Speech: OKay speaking all weird is the no.1 give away! Try not to talk and if your in a conversation fake a coughing fit and ask for water to get out and if worst comes to worst say you were drinking because parents wont freak out as much compared to smoking grass.

Eating: Your gonna eat because of the munchies but sometimes its hard to eat when your high meaning you eat really messy. This isnt really a problem unless your parents have caught you smoking b4 or they already think your high.

Getting rid of your high: If you really need to get rid of your high, drink alot of water and take a lot of vitamin c or replace the water with oj and run because it will pass the THC through you faster.

IV. Selling/Buying

SELLING WEED IS ILLEGAL AND SO IS BUYING IT SO DO NOT SELL OR BUY WEED.
Okay now that that's out of the way...

Selling: great way to make money, selling oregano but also dangerous. ONly sell to friends and friends friends and dont lace ur shit or mix it with legal bud. sell it strait up but stems and seeds are okay. A lot of people sell .8 as a full gram i dont but apparently most people do. Never sell in school or within 100 yards of a school. Never let someone pay you back "later" unless you smoke with them often. Never lie about the quality of the weed. An experienced smoker will find out and you will never sell weed again.

Buying: You should buy from someone who you will probably smoke the stuff your buyin with. This will make sure you dont get ripped. Dont try to haggle your dealer more than 5 bills down and dont at all if hes already giving you a discount. Dont buy from mltiple dealers unless you tell them you are trust me its not a good idea. Of someone just walks up to you and wants to sell to you say you dont do drugs and go away, only buy from someone you approach to make a deal. And its worth it to buy high quality stuff unless you really need some herb and your low on cash. Dont make a deal out in the open, I know it sounds obvious but ive had plenty of experienced dealers try to make the deal in front of a store and shit like that its worth walking like 50 feet to a bathroom or ally.

V. Fuzz

Okay a cop caught you smoking or wants to search you what do you do? If a cop sees you smoking run like fuck. Throw all your weed and smoking devices somewhere that you can find them without the cop seeing you and run. If you get caught the punishment will be the same> resisting arrest by running but you dont have drugs on you and possesion without running are about the same penalty.

If a cop wants to search you you can say no and he'll arrest you which gives you time to get rid of anything and when they ask you why you said no say your lawyer said never consent to a search.

Happy Tokin and stay safe! :hippy:

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

my way is not really to cover it up. it's basically just eliminating the clicking altogether. as long as you can avoid being seen on the way to your "smoking room" you:

1. light a candle
2. put the candle down
3. press the fuel release button on the lighter and hold it to the candle flame
4. voila! silentflame (wasn't there a video game called silent frame or am i just high?)

:rastasmoke:

sorry to hijack the thread. i now give it back to you.

*thread handoff*

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Dude, if you lit a candle, you wouldn't need a lighter.

But thats only if you smoke joints/blunts.

Haha, I was going to go into a mini rant there, but I am blazed and didn't realise that you can't really light bongs and pipes etc with a candle.

Great stoner moment :rasta:

"There only $4 for 20 of them at my local store, not that much of a mark-up."
dude wtf its only 99 cents for 20 ahahahhaha

Fuck incense dude, this one time me and my bud got high on my apt and he found this incense that i dont really use and he lit it up then it started to smell like fucking 50x stronger than normal and it sucks its like the smell was stuck on ur nose even if u put it away

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Originally Posted by cambam

Dude, if you lit a candle, you wouldn't need a lighter.

But thats only if you smoke joints/blunts.

Haha, I was going to go into a mini rant there, but I am blazed and didn't realise that you can't really light bongs and pipes etc with a candle.

Great stoner moment :rasta:

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actually, you CAN light bongs/pipes with a candle. i've done it with some friends before. just be prepared to taste wax on every hit lolol :D:jointsmile:

the only way not to get caught is to get caught first and then learn from your mistakes

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Originally Posted by greenvoodoo

the only way not to get caught is to get caught first and then learn from your mistakes

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amen brotha man

WoW i really like the book trick also the deoderant idea. You guys are creative!