Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
I've been wanting this job at Signature Brands for a long time now. I made the irresponsible mistake and smoked some yesterday. Shortly after they called and scheduled a interview for tommarow (today) at 9am.
I was nervous they were gonna drug test me so I called up my good friend who stays clean and asked him for a sample. He came with me in the morning to my interview. They told me to come back at 3:30 so I could take a tour of the place. My buddy had to be at work by 3 so first round 230 he pissed in a bag and we had complications on sealing the bag so he left it on the kitchen counter to go outside and get better ziplocs. We come back and all the piss came out all on the kitchen counter and the floor. So I was grooving.
Went to the tour scared they would test me while I was there so I brought another ziploc bag of piss in my pocket. They were all worried bout sanitation and having us scrub down and shit and I have a bag of urine in my pocket. Good shit, but I got the job. So happy toking yall!
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
piss on the counter???couldn't you put in the sink???
Gratz on the job...
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
bahaahaha
wow:rastasmoke:.
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
lol. at least the bag didnt pop in your pocket
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
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Originally Posted by Skink
piss on the counter???couldn't you put in the sink???
Gratz on the job...
Hey that was all him. I enjoyed every second of it when I came back and the counter and kitchen floor was covered in piss. I was laughing my ass off.
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Originally Posted by smoke it
lol. at least the bag didnt pop in your pocket
I was worried the whole time that some would leak and i'd start smelling like piss.
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
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Originally Posted by Sweeney
Hey that was all him. I enjoyed every second of it when I came back and the counter and kitchen floor was covered in piss. I was laughing my ass off.
I hope Mom doesn't find out... It would take me about a freakin year and 6 gallons of bleach before i had dinner at your place...
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
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Originally Posted by Skink
I hope Mom doesn't find out... It would take me about a freakin year and 6 gallons of bleach before i had dinner at your place...
Haha no it's at his own house, but he lives with his girlfriend. She has no idea bout the piss.
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.
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Originally Posted by Sweeney
all the piss came out all on the kitchen counter and the floor.
I can't stop laughing!!!!!
BWWWAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
