Hash and Divorce the Gumby Way.

Saw this vid on youtube how to make hash.
So I organized with the African lady who works for me at home
to bring me a plastic grocery bag full of DP (Durban Poison).
I mixed it up with a drill, with a wooden spoon where the drill bit should go.
Worked like a charm, excepting there was as much weed and water on the floor as in the bucket. My wife stomped off rolling her eyes. All the seeds and shit floated to the top and it made a lot of foam. Anyway, I took all the swag out with the sieve and poured and re-poured etc etc through the sieve until I had this really brown strong smelling emulsion. My house smelled like Bobs on a Sunday after church.
I left it overnight and in the morning siphoned of the water with a piece of hose which I cut from my wife's garden hosepipe. The wife speechless with hands in the air like a ninja, waatcha.
I then transferred what was left in the bottom to my wife's glass perculator coffee jug. By now I'm not getting nookie from her for at least a month:-)
I left that overnight as well. The next morning I siphoned the remaining water off with the small pipe from my son's nebulizing machine. Now it's not about nookie anymore, it's about staying alive to smoke some of this shit. Did the kitchen towel thing to remove excess water. Put the overhead fan on in my room to 8 causing about a force 9 gale in the room, the curtains standing at about 90 degrees to the sliding doors.
Removed the lampshades from our bedside lamps and propped them
over the gear. At that stage my wife left with both children. Fuck, I miss them. The children I mean.
When it was semi-dry I rolled it into a ball, after I had smoked a little sample of course.mmmmmmmmmm. I only got about 90grams (4oz) out though.
My wife is back with the kids. She needs a hit or 20.
You all keep well. I will.

ps I attached a pic I took with my cell, but it's a little blurred, or maybe it's just me.
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