Ladies... if this happened to you...

Well last night couch-potato went to a lingerie party. It was a good time, and everyone seemed to like my outfit (which consisted of nothing more than black silk boxers with hearts on them and a matching bow-tie)

Anyways, I see one of my homeboys about to hook up with this fine ass girl. He takes her upstairs and they start to have some fun.

Now, he is very, VERY drunk. My friend is hammered beyond comprehension. The poor chick is sucking his dick for a good hour or so (my friend is literally cursed, he has never busted a nut from a girl yet... how odd)

So this chick is obviously starting to get mad, so she looks up to him to ask what's up. HE PUKES ON HER FACE AND CHEST.

Owned.

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Owned.

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LMAO thats hilarious! :p

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Id seriously break his dick off if he puked on me

hm, no, i don't believe i've ever puked on someone whilst they suck my dick...

maybe i was just to fucked up to remember....:wtf:

LOL! 0\/\/|\|3|)

haha, I don't know how someone can take it all the way to getting their dick sucked and then A) not get a woody and B) puke on the girl's face. Owned is right.

oh no. dude, that's terrible.

That what she gets for acting like a slut... if she stayed home and did here homework she would of never had this problem...

lmfao. owned indeed. :D