Wooden Chillums

Im thinking about ordering a wooden chillum from grasscity but there is a couple things i want to know first.

Im considering getting one similar to this:

GrassCity.Com - Large design chillum carved

-Are wooden chillums any good? what are the pros, cons?
-Are they durable?
-Do they hit well?
-Are they any worse for your lungs than a glass piece?
-will it up my cool points? :wtf:
-Can i order from grasscity and have it sent inconspicuously to my house without my parents finding out?
-Are there any stores in the Louisville area that carry them?

-i have a wooden one hitter but the bowl part is metal, works nice but its nothin special
-durable yes cause for the most part if you drop it it won't brake
-if it hits good depends on how it was made
-i don't think so
-i hope thats a joke
-probably not
-probably

I'd say go with a glass piece, IMO they are always better

yeah i have a glass chillum, but the bowl is too small for a group of people. thats why i was looking at these, but if the bowl is metal, that kinda sucks.

gross!!!
get a real pipe!!