Scariest moments

I'd like to share my experience with you fellow pot heads, its one of the scariest moments of my life. Alright it was like when I was 10 or so. Christmas morning really early like 4 AM or so. I got up and was kinda parched so I decided to get a glass of milk. Went to the kitchen which I have to make my way to the living room. As I stepped into the living room. I saw a huge shadow of a man. This guy had to be at least 7 or so feet tall. He looked very big. I panicked. The man just stood there and I did. I froze I couldnt scream or yell. I finally got myself together and scream bloody murder. My parents rushed in. I was like Look someone is in the house. My dad looked at me and then turned on the light. This man was nothing more than a life size cardboard cutout of Shaq. My parents got up early and put the presents out, so it looked like Santa came lol. What a putz I was

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lmao nice one.

hahaha...reminds me of the time that my Aunt put a manequin by the front door.
When I got home from work, one night, I opened the door, went in, and caught sight of this manequin (put there to scare me lol) out of the corner of my eye. I just kinda freaked, thinking it was a burglar, and smashed the fuck out of it. I unleashed all my Kung Fu skills on it lol
When I turned onn the light, I saw what it really was...I felt such a dummy :rolleyes:

The Manequin wasn't much good for anything, after that :D

Good job it wasn't a real person lmaooo
Everyone woke up to find me stood over this manequin, daring it to stand up and fight lmfaooo

scariest moment ever... i have two. When I was 11 i stayed home by myself and my brother (he was 17 at the time, and quite a big toker and still is may i add, a good 6 1/2 years later) and the rest of his friends, all came up to my house, they ran to the front door, tried to open it (I was paranoid and the doors were always locked) and then ran around to the back pounding the the back door and then the windows, scaring the living shit out of me. I saw it was them, flipped them off, and told my parents... it sucked... the other time was the second time I smoked weed, it was a good 1 am in the morning and we were in my friends car parked at the edge of a parking lot and started toking with two friends, when a cop pulled by and looked at our car for a good twenty minutes, getting out to get a closer look (thank god it was dark as fuck) and wasn't able to see anything... he went back to his car and drove away, and we all breathed in sighs of relief, when he drove by a second time (this time our windows were up and they are tinted) he got out and pulled out a flashlight and looked into the car... seeing nothing... (he was still a few feet away) he went back to his car and drove away for good, but it scared the shit out of all of us. (may i since say i don't smoke in parked cars in the middle of the night... lol) my friend finally got caught twice for doing it, and doesn't do it anymore either... but it scared the living shit outta me! lol