Luck O' the Smoker

Has anybody else noticed that they have more luck when smoking? I've had a few close calls, and everytime something bad is about to happen I get a feeling and I somehow know just how to avoid it. For example, one day I was smoking in a friends garage while he wasn't home (long story), and all we had was a little bit of solid. When we finished and put it away, literally seconds later a cop kicked in the door and searched us. It just so happens that the girl in the group owned that day's pipe, and cops can't pat down girls. Whenever I toke in the dorm, I can somehow tell when my roommate is coming and snuff n' stash my pipe just in time to hear his key in the door. Another one, that makes me notice how providence is on my side, is just how I come in to weed. I was just sitting, watching tv, and a walk up and ask to use my room. They offer to pay me, so my broe ass accepts. The next day, I'm wondering if they'll pay me in weed. I just happen to see them, and the leader brings up that I look like what I'd want is a nice quarter. I don't know if that means I look like a stoner, so I stabbed him, but I digress. Those things and so many more just make me think that maybe weed makes me lucky, or gives me esp, and just wants me to smoke it. Anybody else have stoner sense?