Lawyers have hearts too!!

Lawyers Have Hearts Too


One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by
the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.

He asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man
replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted
the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here." "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
"But how 'bout m' friend?" The lawyer turned to the
other man and said, "You come with us, too."
"But, sir, I got a wife and six kids."
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed
for his limo. They all climbed into the car, and once
underway, one of the poor fellows says:
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You're gonna
really love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."

HA HA HA HA, nice :D

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Originally Posted by never 2 much

Lawyers Have Hearts Too


One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by
the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.

He asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man
replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted
the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here." "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
"But how 'bout m' friend?" The lawyer turned to the
other man and said, "You come with us, too."
"But, sir, I got a wife and six kids."
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed
for his limo. They all climbed into the car, and once
underway, one of the poor fellows says:
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You're gonna
really love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."

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lmfao thats cute:D, but them poor people :eek:

thats hilarious, n2m :p hehe

lmao, N2M...hehehehe...sounds like the kinda thing I would say :D
Only for the sake of a 'Gag', you understand :rolleyes: lol

Another good joke!:D

*remember's for work tomorrow*