I got 24 days..

Ok either way i look at it im fucked, I have a probation piss test coming up in 24 days.. I knew i wasn't suppose to be smoking but.. I still do, Over like the past 3-4 days i got pretty high, I took atleast 13-14 all together. I was gonna chance it getting the whizzinator, But i got to thinking.. Damn what if i get CAUGHT. I am going on strike 2 for my probation, Im thinking they are probably gonna lock me up in jail for around 8-10 days. I figured i would rather do 10 days in jail then go to prison for trying to cheat the damn test.. Either way i think i learned my lesson.. I aint gonna get high no more.. I dont even think im gonna get high anymore even when i get off probation..

If i work out like a mad man, Drink water like a fish, And run 2 miles everyday for 24 days is there a chance in hell i will pass my test?

im not too sure about this sort of situation
but does the whizzanator or whatever show up in your results?

but if you do all the stuff you say, that will flush your system quite a bit

With 24 days u should be able to pass ur test

btw there is a drug testing section on this forum

drink lots of water and cranberry juice

go to a sauna daily!

run excersice

after a week youll be fine.

No the wizzinator uses someone elses pee, But u gotta do all kindsa other bullshit, Like you have to keep the damn pee inbetween 91-100 degrees.. And all kinds of other shit, It just all seems like to much of a hassle to me just to get high. I was planning on using my sisters pee in the wizzinator but i decided not to get that thing after i read a few storys of people getting caught with it.. And knowing my fucking luck i will get caught!

well just exercise alot and drink alot
and good luck

Dude 24 days is plenty, especially since you only smoked like 4 times.

I think a lot of it has to do with chronic smoking vs every once in awhile. 24 days could go either way.....start pumping and drinking! ;)

Why you smoking while on probation? They'll think you didnt learn your lesson the first time and than they'll royally anal fuck you.

Once you fuck up and get on probation the fun ends, You can always knock back a few cool ones but weed is out of the question, You know how long that stuff lingers in your system? For a fucking long time...

I think you need to get caught, So you dont ever wanna fuck up again because they will get pissed and threw the book at you son.

Dude if you start now, just drink as much as you can a day, make sure its water or gatorade. NOT SODA!!!

Then when you get up to 1 gallon a day for about a week you will be 100% fine, but remember THC is also stored in fat cells so working out and losing weight or building muscles will release the THC.

Make sure you don't drink anything the night before or the day of the test and eat about 5 oranges in that span, then RIGHT before you go for your piss test drink a big ol glass of water, this will make you need to pee and the oranges have enough free liquid in them to give you enough liquid in your bladder to pee, drinking the water just makes your body get rid of the pee you have because it knows its getting more water.

that way you wont get caught for an overly dilute sample (they would know you were flushing and bust your ass)


Hope that made sense.

24 days should be plenty i hve friends who have passed within a week