The first time I smoked I got so high I thought it was laced with crack

I was really drunk and decided to smoke herb. it was bubba kush and i must have taken about 4 hits off of a bubbler and 2 rips from a gravity bong. i then continued to;

-hump a light post
-claim excessively that the bud was laced with crack
-throw a bag of chips all over my friends kitchen floor
-vomit on my friends living room floor
-have a cup of water fed to me by my friend like i was a dog (too high to hold it)
-claim excessivley that i was retarded
-and would for the rest of my life be known as the crackhead who cant tie his shoes
-laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes straight
-speak nonsensically in a robot like voice, saying things like "the scripture, is, directly, unrelated, expositorily, to the banana" ad nauseum
-announce that i was not going to college and instead was going to focus on smoking weed my whole life
-claim i was covered in sunshine dust

man it was gnarly i was wrecked

Yeah that's what happens when you get high and drunk at the same time... you keep walking around and talking but nothing makes _any_ sense...

acctual weed laced with crack (chronic) will fuck you up... it fun once you get used to it tho!

Hahah. One of the funniest first experiences I've ever heard of.

Sounds like a great time XD

I really enjoy myself when I am that fucked up!

sounds like most of that was the alcohol