Excellent munchies recipe

Okay, I'm stoned off my ass right now, and I haven't eaten in about a day and a half because of some emotional upheaval, when munchies hit me like a ton of bricks and I needed a good mix of munchy and comfort food.

So I dug around for a bit and came up with this, which is probably six kajillion calories but it's so rich it's one of those things you'll only want to eat every once and a while. It appeals wildly to my senses for some reason.

Anyway I baked a pan of just generic style frozen "Crispy Fries", the "shaped" potatoes that are potato mush put together into fries. Then I took a half of a can of Campell's cheddar cheese soup and heated it lightly in the microwave to loosen it up a bit, about a minute in a half, and I poured that over the salted french fries. Then I drizzled a peppercorn-ranch dressing over THAT, and then shook on some bacon bits. It was just like those fries you get at Denny's, only better because you're stoned and the cheese doesn't taste as disgustingly salty.

'Cept I'm a little nauseous...might as well smoke a bowl :D