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Hey whats up i have a piss test tomoro for my "new job" at walmart. I smoked half a L on friday. I was wondering if i was to have my little brother pee in a pill bottle and put the bottle in my shoe when i go to take the test will that work? if not i need some advice.
Like the experts say...
the urine that is to be tested must be of the correct temperature "Freshly and Actually Pissed Temperature".
I believe that is somewhere between 90-100 degrees.
depending on how long you're planning on keeping it in your shoe (a pill bottle? ouch) it may cool in the process and be too low a temperature for it to be considerd acceptable for testing.
im new here, but from what i see there are a lot of threads that may help answer your question on that one.
That being said, good luck. Im jealous of you and your access to a little brother :)
I am tryin to get a job at k-mart and on the application it metioned possible drug testing. I'm wondering if it's a bluff or not. Did they tell u straight up in the interview that they were going to test you?Quote:
Originally Posted by sheen
Sup Dizzle,Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Dizzle
Yea at the end of the interview they said if i pass the background check and drug screening im hired.
Put the bottle in tighty whities not your shoe. Try to get at least 2 oz worth.
Dude, I've taken at least ten drug test and only failed the ones I wasnt ready for. This what works for me, I get up in the morning @ 5:30 am and drink a pint of water, take a piss before you leave the house, @ 6:30 drink another pint of water, piss again, do this at least four times before you piss for the man, I've smoke before the test, the night before and have pass every single test in this manner. If they ask why your piss is so clear, just tell the you do what everybody else does, drink a lot of water, It's not against the law, and if they make you take another a hour later thats cool your well flushed. Good luck, it's worked for me everytime
dude...aren't there formulas that u take, then drink a bunch of water, and piss everything out of your system? If u cant get ur hands on them, then have ur brother wait for u in one of the walmart stalls and when u take ur pizzle, pass him the cup from under the stall (in case ur employer is watching u). make sure he drinks alot of water before he goes in the stall.
have him piss in a bottle and then pour it into a condom. put the condom in your tighty whitys and it is guranteed to stay warm and pass. my friends and i do this.
i work at kmart in elkhart indiana and i didn't have to take a piss test to do shit. and i even got blown as fuck on my break and came inside reeking like mj and noone even said anything, you will be straight with the kmart job dog