Is anyone going to church today?

Say "hi" to God for me. LOL

Yes. If by "church" you mean my growroom.;)

haha church is over, its 2pm here and I just woke up :D

haha. yea i went today, and i was sitting there thinkin "wow...that would blow if god was real"

I like the stories where God kills the firstborns. I find that's a good way to wake up on a Sunday.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by orange floyd

....that would blow if god was real"

---

oh, but i do exist. didn't you read my posts is that earlier thread? if you had you would realize that i just don't have time to count up all those folks in the pews and jot down whether you've been naughty or nice etc. etc. who do you think i am, santa clause?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bob the Awesome

I like the stories where God kills the firstborns. I find that's a good way to wake up on a Sunday.

---

oh

god

bob...



your avatar is the awesomest!!!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

oh, but i do exist. didn't you read my posts is that earlier thread? if you had you would realize that i just don't have time to count up all those folks in the pews and jot down whether you've been naughty or nice etc. etc. who do you think i am, santa clause?

---

if God is real, then what about the easter bunny? MY PARENTS LIED TO ME ABOUT LYING TO ME THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS REAL!!!!!!!!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by orange floyd

if God is real, then what about the easter bunny?

---

EB is real all right; so are leprechauns, fairies, gnomes, dragons, elves and a host of other mythical creatures. on thursdays i play bridge with odin, zeus and this jackal headed fool whose name escapes me at the moment. the earth really is supported on the back of an enormous turtle and the moon is made of green cheese.

G.

I sorta went to church today, but I missed the first 15 minutes, and the last 15 I stepped outside for a smoke and listened to the radio. Does that count for attendance, or do I need to stay for the entire sermon to be counted?

Church ain't so bad, tho. It can be nice sometimes if you attend a good one. I didn't pray this morning, but I'll give your regards geonagual when I do, lol

I'll be attending bible study on wed, as usual...but I'm not a Christian. I just believe in God, and like the stories. :thumbsup:


Love,