funny dildo/sex anecdotes

anyone wanna share? I have one:
This person who I went to high school with, who I'll be refering to as 'Monkey' (it's not a clever nickname. He really does look like a monkey),made the mistake of a) having a party at his house, b) passing out at his party, and c) not being liked by anyone.
Anyway, this combination lead to the hilarious situation where a couple of guys went in his mom's room and poked around in her dresser; on the bottom shelf, they found her sex stash, including a 10-inch silicone dildo....they went downstairs where Monkey was passed out on a couch, and they slapped him across the face with the giant phallus and put it in his mouth--they took pictures of the incident, which were placed in the dresser along with the returned the dildo :D
~007~

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

anyone wanna share? I have one:
This person who I went to high school with, who I'll be refering to as 'Monkey' (it's not a clever nickname. He really does look like a monkey),made the mistake of a) having a party at his house, b) passing out at his party, and c) not being liked by anyone.
Anyway, this combination lead to the hilarious situation where a couple of guys went in his mom's room and poked around in her dresser; on the bottom shelf, they found her sex stash, including a 10-inch silicone dildo....they went downstairs where Monkey was passed out on a couch, and they slapped him across the face with the giant phallus and put it in his mouth--they took pictures of the incident, which were placed in the dresser along with the returned the dildo :D
~007~

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lmfao i would have died that day laughin at him :D:D:D

That was a terrible thing to do...I feel bad for both the mother and son.

fuck thats funny ive thought about doin that to my bf when hes drunk lol

that's funny as hell, but very mean... it would have been alright if it was his girlfriend's or some other chick's, but his mom's?!?!?! thats not cool at all...

if it were me, i would have gargled pure bleach, followed by gasoline, followed by nail polish remover, followed by hydrogen peroxide, brushed my teeth and went to find you...

when i found you, i would have beat the shit out of you and then bent you so that your dick was in your mouth... then i would go jump off the tallest building in the world and shoot up as much heroine as i could b4 hitting the ground... then i would kill myself again when i got to hell... and then i'd come back and make fun of the man who skull fucked himself :) :D