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just finished watching two things by ron white....
"they call me tater salad"
"you can't fix stupid"
i must say, he's fucking hilarious.... like people have made me laugh harder... but it's his style lol.... i've never really seen anyone with a style like him..
got anymore?
oh, now tater salad is funny....:wtf:
Ha ha! Tatar nuts.
I love that 70's Show. :)
these two didn't really share anything, except one joke.. which is funny as fuck to me anyways...Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
(not word for word, but meh..)
a friend of mine recently turned to me and said
"this world would be alot better off without gays"
we're all gay, it's just to what extent are you gay....
"bullshit! i'm not gay"
yes you are, and i can prove it...
"fine. prove it then.."
ok do you like porn?
"yeah i love porn, you know that."
so what, you only watch 2 girls?
"no i can watch a man and a woman make love"
ok, then do you like the guy to have a little half flacid penis?
"no, i like a big throbbing hard coc....."
lmfao!
See... I know my shit. Umm... I can't think of anyone right now, but I have a shitty memory. If I remember anyone else I will let you know.
Jimmy Norton is pretty funny. He is from the Opie and Anthony show on XM 202 (shamless plug for a radio show I love.)
Here is a clip of him on leno.
He is a very dirty comic so this is like the clean version.
YouTube - Jim Norton on Letterman Nov. 1st, 2006
ok he's funny lol.. ican't wait to see dirty version.... it's gotta be hard job to actually make people laugh on the most severely edited type of tv... (broadcast..)
I would imagine so. You will realize how hard when you hear his normal humor. Granted, I haven't paid much attention to his standup, I'm more a fan of the talk show.
He was on an HBO show called "Lucky Louie," but it got cancelled before the season even concluded. It wasn't very good IMO, although that seems to be many other peoples thoughts too.
ok.. i feel jipped.... lately i've been on a mission to find everyone.... every stand up comedian that wasn't recorded on a hand held camera by someone who thinks the guy is up on stage standing diaganol (lol!!) in a half empty bar..
anyways, i'm watching a stand up by kevin james.. i thought he'd be fuckin hilarious.... becuase he seems like a funny fucking guy.. on the king of queens.. but i'm watching it... and i'm like "wth?! I COULD DO BETTER!!!" .... son of a mother humper... he's not even funny...
I liked his bit about airports. I laughed my ass off during that. I can't remember anything else from him being funny though.
i've never been to an airport.. so maybe that's why it's not funny?
the phone number thing tho made me smile atleast.. the phone number rythm.... lol... i can atleast relate to that... cuz i fucking hate it when they throw it off... cuz everyone does it the same... (can't hear the voice in my typing but anyways..) it's like xxx-xxx-xx-xx.. then he's talking about the person that threw it off... xxx-xx-xxxxxxxx-xxx-xxx lol... "you giving me your area code too? i've got a bunch of extra numbers here, i can almost make a new phone number... start again from the top!"