These rhymes are whacked!

These rhymes are whacked!


I am just sitting here after a few hits saying these little numbers in my head. I am not sure why? If you know any rhymes of ill refute, post them. I did not write any of these, but I just remembered them from when someone told me them, in elementary school! LOL







Ain't your mama pretty
she got meatballs for her titties
scrambled eggs, between her legs
Ain't your mama pretty

Buddies
They cost a $1.99
Buddies
They make your feet feel so fine



If it smells like fish
and taste like chicken
Just close your eyes and keep on licking
If it smells like cologne
Leave it alone.

Weed is all you need.

That's what my exboyfriend used to tell me.

the way uphill was a thrill and burning calves i could feel
but with the pain I can deal, since going down is chill
blazing down full speed so many flies got killed
and with adrenaline my body was filled

smoked a bowl of dankness and plenty of rest
fresh air flowing in my chest, health at its best
it's a fest I must confess these times are blessed
got dressed and went on a quest of conquest

jump on the skateboard, ride like a lord
then become one with the sword
smoke another bowl when im done
get more beer while waving to the sun


nothing like a drunk rhyme
I counted some times at some points, but drifted off and decided to stick with it. :jointsmile:

If it look like pee let it be
if it looks like crack give it a wack
if it smells like pot don't let it rot
if it feel like grease stick in betwen your knees


the end...

Milk, milk, lemonade,
Around the back fudge is made.

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Milk, milk, lemonade,
Around the back fudge is made.

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haha used to love that one

beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the more you smell
the more your mom says fuckin hell

"Beer before liquor, you're getting sicker...liquor before beer, you're in the clear."

LOL, when my family and I stayed in this cottage in New Hampshire, there was a sign above the toilet that read:

"If it's yellow, let it mellow...if it's brown, flush it down".

They have water problems or something in NH.

"Pitter patter, please don't splatter" :D

I remeber that sign in my buddies girlfriends place. As in, don't piss on the seat.

Sat at my table smoking weed
girls next to me snorting speed
tripping of some lsd
now rave to this tune
people burning brown on spoons
i dont do that shit i just smoke green
with a bit of alcohol and cigs in between
yes you got to fight back
mc campbell on the mic attacks
put your hands up in the air you know that
get stoned in my house tonight
kik my rhymes on the mic so tight
feel the base and feel the vibeeee :stoned: