I'm drunk as shit, this bcrdi 151 fucked me up. this thread is abouit drunk stories and shit. I love you all....hahahhaha, I love being a pot head. .wow, I',mm driunn nlk. hahahha
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I'm drunk as shit, this bcrdi 151 fucked me up. this thread is abouit drunk stories and shit. I love you all....hahahhaha, I love being a pot head. .wow, I',mm driunn nlk. hahahha
lol hey man.. im not drunk or stoned or anything.. makes a change.. im having a peaceful night in, coz im been out drinkin and smoking every night this week lol have a good night :)
I dont like getting drunk cause I act like a duesch Bag. Last time I did get drunk was a while ago, at a little party. I was my friend and we met up with some people and went to a bon fire party at this girl's house. I knew maybe like 3 people there. Drank vodka straight out of the bottle. My friend said I was rolling on the ground saying " I am Fish" and humping tree stumps. I came too in his home at 6 in the morning covered in mud and dirt lol
Omg thats so halarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by XTC
Ive not gotten drunk...yet...i dunno. I guess its an experience i've not felt like experiancing yet. I dont like what it does to you. I dont wanna lose all commen sence and do something stupid. As for when im high i still have that commen sence. I named it actually...
Yea guys, I'm typing right nopw roeally drunk because I've been drinkkin 151 baccardi. that shit will fuck u upp, but I'd take smoking the buddah anyday over alcohol...I'm just in college so.,.. u knmow. anyewway, hope u people like drunk tyoping....bye.
thats just great :DQuote:
Originally Posted by XTC
Seems like everything is in order here.
I'm pretty baked myself. It's wonderful :)
hahahah me too!!! i'd take a pic but my lights are turned off.... i don't feel like turning them on w00t
Haha, Cleve...ban the extractor fans, I say! :D
The only fog that is acceptable :rolleyes:
(I wonder why they use old tractor fans to clear the air :confused:...)
Anyways, I used to drink (I don't anymore - don't like the pay-back lol)...but, there was one time, when a mate and I were in this biker pub. I was drinking Vodka, he was on the Southern Comfort. We drank a whole bottle each that night, and were absolutely blatted lol. Anyway, I was gonna sleep in my car in the car park, but realised that I didn't have any cigs left. I had to go back into the pub to get some - kinda in a wobbly line lol. When I entered the pub, it all went quite - like in the movies - and everyone looked at me. Rememeber, this was a bikers pub!!:eek:
This big biker dude (Hell's Angel type) walked up to me, and I thought "Shit! This dude is gonna slice me up, or summat".
I just looked back at him and said "Is there a cig machine in here, man?"
He just looked at me, then burst out laughing "Fuck me, man, you look totally fucked!"
Then the whole room was like cheering at me!
I was like, "Yay! I'm bollocked to fuck!" :D
They sorted me out with cigs, cos I could see straight enough to get the money in the slots lmaoo
Then, I went outside and sat in my car.
Smoked a cig, then felt a little pukey...well, the inevitable happened, and I filled the car park with the contents of my stomach.
Then I heard an authoritive voice say:"Do you feel beter now?"
I said that I felt a little better, and focused my eyes on the person - it was my mate's Dad - a very very straight-laced guy lol
He told me that I couldn't sleep in my car, and that there was a bed made up at my mates house.
I was like, "no no no, I don't wanna be a nuisance.....I'll be ok..."
But he wasn't having it.
I had to try and walk in a straight line back to my mate's house...feeling a little ashamed of my paralectic state...lol
FAF! :D
The next morning was a nightmare...sicky, headache, and all the other payback.
Good times :D
Never again!
:D