The Vending Machine Game

OK, here is how it works: Place anything in the vending machine and the next person will tell you what you got. Its completely random and it's all up to the next person.

example:

person 1.
"*Inserts a coin*"

person 2.
"you get a mousetrap
*inserts 2 AA batteries*"

person 3.
"you get 8 drops of tobasco sauce
*inserts page 93 from the phone book*"

and so on. here is a chance to find out how creative you all can be. i'll get the ball rolling.

*inserts 27 pennies*

"receives a gift token for TK Max and light bulb"
*inserts a gear knob*

gets a cake of blank cd's

inserts a purple pencil shaving

"Spits out the meaning of life then impodes"

*Looks around, then slowly unzips pants and inserts...*

gets a blow job from a cantonese slave wearing a rubber duck for a hat

inserts a disgarded fire hydrant

gets a haircut
inserts an innocent bystanders ear lobe

gets mike tyson

*insert roll of toilet paper--double quilted*

you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald

inserts a digital watch with a missing strap

Gets a venus fly trap

Inserts toe nail clippings

Gets a pair of ratty sneakers

Inserts a coupon good for nothing.