Well first of all today's a snow day, which is nice, and not strange. So here's the story. My eyes get red normally when I smoke. Yesterday a friend and I rolled up a backwoods. It was just as long and a bit fatter than they are in cigar form. We hot boxed an abandoned jeep smoking it down to our faces. Needless to say I was lit. Strangely, no eye redness. Just sayin'.