he said/she said

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said . . You wear
pants don't you?


He said ... . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!


On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"

hahaha. sad thing is it's all true :p