Funny Things That Have Been Said

[align=center]This is the first time i've been on this site an it is kool. Anyway when me an my mates get stoned we try to write down all the funny stuff we say, kinda hard sometimes with the ole memory. Just thought ad post the findings so far, most of it will mean nowt till yous but in our head it's funnnnny. Also edited some of the names cause there ours, and the spelling might be off but it's the rule, how ever it's typed is how it stays.



Thinbs wee found funy

Secretary

Oia doy

Petr the computer games assistand challenger

Wash your dead moucse

Iâ??m old sceshal

456

999â??s sticky table advocat

G G G G G George Jetson

You been beefing a boy

Thatâ??s me shimmy, over

Both sayin wow ats tunes rockin eh

Captan

(mates name) stroking his red rooster at (girls name)

Me hair woz a spaceship an I donâ??t care

That brought a sweat to ma tears

Shh I woz dancin

Is that murry walkers fish pie?

1212 aaw waa

[ (separate things need acting hahahahaha
take some extra pills. ( he looks funny haha nite nite ) then ���cully jaw biting all nicht haha) ]

whats popping in in janetstown

trumpet tits

gag way the ironing board

her r ye choost bak fae yer homeymoon, ��..did ye plugger?

Aut er booyz

Pauline fowler

Plaster and a pltic tin

Jo fae madagaskar

(mates name) in the chienes askin fore a can of lilt anh the manie picked the wrong one and graham having to say â??not that oneâ?� about six times

I had liver cancer once,they took my liver oot and swapped it with a ukalalee.

You got suckshun nipples

(mates name) laughing at (mates name) being on to the fone his burd and not knowin it and saying stuff funny like inspector clueso

What does Ken do? â?? Pauline Fowler

Wank off ure neighbours cat

Smells like chordie poop in here

Remember the good ole dayz, i feel depressed, my heart hurts.

Dear gause!

Cleaning stuff up on a wood floor, ats what gause mad socks for!

Dildo bagens

Kane gets a part in emmerdale and just breathes.

Do u make eggs wi milk.

Lard buuy ye gota face on ye like a violin, your always greetin

Old people, they have small balls.
Iâ??m gona google on your hard drive â?? geek

Ive got spounk lek an 80 year old man.

Sorry you cant cant cpome in the cat hates tramies

Here, ma ass is leakin.

Fuckin pills r magic

Le skunk, the deadlest aminal in the world!!!

(mates name) gets a part in coranation steet as sally Webster and no one thinks its weird, hes there we the full beard and mustash on him 2!

One TWO three FOUR , laugh laugh laugh

The little flies skiing down the curtains.


Anything ppl on here have said funny, then add on.[/align]

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sack of potatoes


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what do you get when you cross an duck and a dog? nothing! alligators can't fly!
(that one was something i read somewhere and repeated to my friends who hadn't heard it before.... they're like "wtf god damn i wanna be a stoned as YOU" hahahaha)


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what do you get when you cross an duck and a dog? nothing! alligators can't fly!
(that one was something i read somewhere and repeated to my friends who hadn't heard it before.... they're like "wtf god damn i wanna be a stoned as YOU" hahahaha)


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Now that is funny :D :D :D

121212 Wow wierd pic, That totally reflects whats going on through our degenerent culture.

Replacing relationships with crap, that way we lessen the value of people and reafirm ourselfs of media mass brainwash and bais, that only hurts us in the end.

We've made the wrong priorities here i think, in our whole culture. What is valued in a pop music video? We gotta start seeing te real reality of what should matter, and shit.

The C

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121212 Wow wierd pic, That totally reflects whats going on through our degenerent culture.

The C

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The Playstation one? Pritty true tho, :confused:

shitty kitty

....i like corn

Bumble beezer.

(We were hippieflipping)
"Dude, where are your pants?"

"oh shit, sorry."

(Stoned)
"Fuck! *mumblemumblemumble*"

"what?"

"I want some munchies, jackass!"

"alright"


(Sober)
"We need some bomb drizzle, homeboy"

"wtf"