I laughed till i cried

This story starts off when me and my friends Jonas and Shane decided to smoke two joints at once.

We went for a walk down the road to find a good place to smoke joints. We saw this summer house and walked down the drive way. We looked around an decided to go under the deck. Once inside you could easily stand up because it was like 10 feet tall in there. So my friend Jonas put both joints in his mouth and i lit them. We started to pass around both at once and hitting both at once. After a while we decided to just pass them around separately, and the rotation got really fucked up. You'd sometimes end up with two joints, sometimes youd hit the same joint for like 2 minutes while the other one got passed and sometimes you'd pass it to the next guy who would immediately pass it back because he already had a joint in his mouth.

Well after the joints were done we were all pretty baked and decided to go for a walk.

There are way too many hilarious stories to tell about the walk but i will choose my favorite:

There was this newspaper on top of the ice in the ditch. So i was like " hey ; a newspaper, Shane go pick it up." So he went to the edge of the ditch and looked in to size up the situation. Then he slipped and ended up with his feet on the ice and his ass on the ground laughing like a retard. ( the ice was only like 8 inches from the top of the ditch).

After a minute of trying to reach it with his feet we head a car coming and saw it down the road. So we were like " oh, shit Shane you better act normal" so he tried to get up but slipped on the ice. He tried to scramble up but started slipping and yelling and ended up in the middle of the ice. He described later that when he was slipping it was like "a dog in a truck when you go around the corner".

He got the paper in the end, and promptly threw it into the woods.

I don't know if you'd have to be there or not but it was the most i've laughed in a very long time.

hahha, Its funny how you can control people when their blazed

lol yea ur right

actually what's funny is the fact that when you're high your judgement goes straight out the fuckin window with a f-16 jet taped to it lmao....

hmm... i'm pretty sure this is gonna get messy.... oh what the hell! i'll do it anyways!