suspended with pay from work

haha this is truely the best thing thats ever happend to me.. i dont even have 2 work, long story short.. was working in wallmart and went outside for a smoke and rolled a rasberry sigar with a flavoured paper, and every normal smoker knew about this.. so this non smoker kid comes outside (hes a dick) and said "what the hell are u doing" ? i said haveing a smoke.. he reported me saying that i was smoking weed outside..

manager pulls me in and suspends me untill further notise with pay.. so baseiacally i get paid 2 smoke weed now.. it's been 4 days, already $220 and my manager sais hes not even close 2 solveing the problem haha !

i also have a friend who was working and someone robbed the store * $20 000 + and hes under investigation and suspended without pay HAHA :)

how do i get a job there?

Are you union?

Allrighty! Good old Wal-mart. Enjoy every free dolla'
Kick back put ya feet up, maybe explore the possiblitiy of frightening the bejazus out of the nosey parker who ratted you out, and telling him you are talking with your attorney about defamation of character........
Give the little pup something else to ponder, stead of pondering your business.

Good luck.

put some weed in his locker in a year or two and drop the boss an annonimous note. Fuck the prick!

what a snitch, i hate people that can't mind their own business, he's just looking to kiss some ass to get a fucking promotion or some shit, i'd slap the holy living shit out of someone if they did that to me at work?.............

I thought wal mart had a no tolerance for drugs? i'm surprised you aren't fired.

He said he was smoking a cigar, not weed. The kid just said it was weed.

Do you plan to tell your boss it was just tobacco you're smoking?

Why didn't you just show him that it was tobacco? I mean it's cool that you get 2 weeks off with pay, but whats the point of being in "trouble"?