"If walls could talk"

Ive heard that expression alot and I heard it yesterday again somewhere.

And earlier after I smoked when I was home alone I looked around and was like "What IF, my walls could talk" How much shit would get out in the open, the parties, the smoke outs, the drinkin, the lies, the stories, the fun, the puking, the me runnin around naked, how much porn is on the computer, how big I am 'down blow', the illegal activities under my bed, and 18 years worth of history.

Man, if walls could talk what a weird world this would be. What would they say about you?

They'd say I'm crazy, and I'd tell them to shut the hell up.

My walls do talk...

They'd ask for a hit off of my bubbler.

Ask for a hug. For the last 50 or so years they had to endure some old lady and her cats.
Now they get to party, listen to the chillest tunes, and get extremely "fabulous".
My walls definately love me.

Most likely express great concern for me lol.

If my walls could talk they wouldnt because they would be too stoned most of the time lol

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Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish

Ive heard that expression alot and I heard it yesterday again somewhere.

And earlier after I smoked when I was home alone I looked around and was like "What IF, my walls could talk" How much shit would get out in the open, the parties, the smoke outs, the drinkin, the lies, the stories, the fun, the puking, the me runnin around naked, how much porn is on the computer, how big I am 'down blow', the illegal activities under my bed, and 18 years worth of history.

Man, if walls could talk what a weird world this would be. What would they say about you?

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I would ask my walls about everyone who lived here before me.:hippy: :hippy: :hippy: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile:
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the illegal activities under your bed ? you hiding illegal immigrants under there or something ?









SKINK ~ WHAT... THE... FUCK. the devils ? blasphemy.

Yea I got Pedro and Sanchez under my bed. Along with a WMD and some Anthrax.

Yeah id ask about the people before me, if they were interesting.