I think you will like this story

I come home one night few years back high as shit. My eyes are fireball red. I am talking no white at all. I had been smoking throughout the day and took my last hit of pineapple trainwreck from humbolddt out of a fat glass bong.

I come home and come threw the back as I always do. There just happens to be a computer directley adjacent to the door. My mom was waiting up for me. I showed up at 12. As I walked by my heart was racing becuase I was high as shit! I just make it to the stairs when I hear "Why are your eyes so red" and I say allergies.

I book it to my room. Pull out my eyedrops (ironically the one day I forget them she's waiting up) and charge a couple in each eye. I grab some clothes and a towle and charge into the bathroom to shower. Just as I get in the water I here a loud banging on the door. It was my father woken up out of a sound sleep and he sounded pissed. "Open the door right now" were his exact words I believe.

I open the door and say, "whats the problem". and my dad says your mother said your eyes were red when you walked in. By now my eyes are pearly white and I say well my allergies were acting up. And he says over to my mom, "his eyes are fine". But they want to drug test me in the morning "just to be sure". my dads ocd, just my luck.

So my mom comes into my room and I confess. She says alrite and said we can't tell your father. That may sound so so but my parents are a "team". They keep no secrets from each other. This shocked the hell out of me. She actually didn't think it was a big deal and knew my dad would overreact.


I drank tons of water before the "home test" from albertsons or whatever....






I passed.

Parents can be cool sometimes.

lol

my friend wrecked my old cars front right fender and my mom made up a story and said she went to get my dad icecream one night and she was drunk and crashed into a pole haha

to this day he doesnt know the truth

LOL that was such an awesome story.

What makes me laugh is that you passed the test!