Paranoia maybe?

Ok, so today was my first time ever driving high/smoking in the car. As soon as I put out my joint and put it into my smell proof case, a cop pulls up behind me. He follows me for like three minutes. Im on my way to walmart to buy gloves and im freaking out about this cop. You couldnt see that i was freaking out though, i looked all calm and shit and kept singing the song i was listening too. I pull into walmart and he doesnt follow me. Oh, I should also mention. In all my wisdom(sarcasm) I had the passenger and back drivers window down... in 15 degree temps. It's all good, im sure it was just the paranoia.

sounds paranoia-ish to me.
i always get paranoid when it comes to weed.

Yeah, i would call it paranoia, but I have felt paranoia from time to time and it ended up being the reality. Pretty crazy shit

How 'bout this for paranoia?:

I smoked with a girl i know, at her friends apartment. In the middle of my high, she wanted to take off. So i was riding shot gun, and at all times i thought she was going to get into an accident. I kept quiet the whole ride. She thought something was wrong with me because i wouldn't really talk to her much.

This was my only bad high i've ever had.

sounds paranoid, but the cops was probally blazed too, i mean no one wastes their time driving to wal*mart unless there blazed