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i will be drug tested (probably, but even if i don't my parents will know cus of my friends parents) sometime this weekend, when my busted friends parents are gonna call my parents or invite them to dinner to talk or some shit like that. i doubt i'll pass and all the professional detox things are inaccessible for me. i don't think i can pass, i'll try the methods on the drug testing forum though. what the fuck should i do...:S1:
total bummer. Im pretty sure the home test kits are pretty shitty and easy to fool. Best of luck, and try to convince your friends parents not to tell your parents.
dude.....if its just one of those cheap home test kits then all you need to do is put 2 tablespoons of bleach in your piss and it will test clean
start excersizing like crazy and drinking lots of water.... the more you sweat the better.... drink like a gallon or more of water everyday and sweat like crazy, then the day before your test lay off the water...
the bleach couldn't hurt either... but i really doubt ti takes 2 tablespoons.
i was told to just use someone else's piss. but how would i keep that hot?
also, could someone tell me where i can get bleach? i don't really know if it's a household thing, but if so could someone gimme some brand names?
also, do you think maybe i should just tell them before? and maybe reduce my punishment?
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Originally Posted by razberyjamdeltaV
Don't worry about using someone else's urine.
Bleach should be found under your kitchen/bathroom sinks. I can't think of any brands off the top of my head.
And don't tell them. You can easily avoid punishment.
you only need to worry about keeping it warm, if you're going to some testing facility since they test tempature there.. if it comes down to it... you can put it in a condom or something and like put it somewhere against your body under your clothes...Quote:
Originally Posted by razberyjamdeltaV
i'd still go for the bleach method... but ifyou have to substitue, yo udon't wanna bring ice cold piss or something...
i was caught when i was a sophomore in high school. my parents tested me randomly for 2 years afterwards. looking back on it, it made me able to talk about drugs infront of my parents without caring (they agreed to let me do whatever i want once in college).If you don't see this outcome being possible or dont want this outcome then please try to cheat the test. you dont want to test positive for thc follwed by years of more testing. Now, the 2 years i was randomly tested i managed to cheat twice (hell no i wasn't gonna go the next few years of my life without smoking). The first time, i used someone elses piss. this is what you will do. hide the pee in a cup in the bathroom where you will be tested. before your test add hot water until the temperature thing on the cup reaches roughly 98 degrees. put clean pee in the urine cup your parents want you to fill up. if your parents want to watch you pee to avoid cheating tell them your not comfortable with that. since its your first time they could easily believe that. if this sounds like too close of a call, or you don't know where you will be tested, then the bleach works too. My second time cheatin i used bleach. use at the most 1 tablespoon. too much bleach will stink up your bathroom like none other and your parents might get suspicious, especially if they know anything about drug tests. there are many other unreliable ways to pass a test. i dont suggest them. oh, brand name for bleach is clorox. there's lots of brand names though, just go look in the laundry area of your local store. hope this is helpful
Don't know what to say. I'm also on board with cheating on the test.
I'd also make sure my room is 100% drug free for the eventual parental search that will follow once they find out.
Best of luck :)
it's kind of ironic. one of my friends was annoyingly repeatedly singing "momma's got the magic of clorox bleach" today at school.
so is it one tablespoon or too?i'd like to not have the place smell like bleach, it might get things messed up.