my parents will test me on the weekend sometime. HELP PLEASE!

so my friend just informed me that he got busted. his parents are going to call my parents this weekend. my parents are almost definitely going to test me, cus ive been busted once before. last time i smoked was tuesday. how the hell am i gonna pass? i can't get all that shit in the stickies. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP!

ay man waddupp. well if they going to give u a test than there going to buy it from a cvs. so allu gotta do is get a freinds pee that dont smoke and their is a black thing on the cup that u pee in that tells if the temperture is right so just pull that sticker off.tell ur friend to pee in a water bottle or some shit

that sounds like a good idea, but my dad's a doctor. he's probably smart enough to realize that the piss isn't hot at all (when he handles the cup). ahhhh!

also, he might be able to get one of those sophisticated testers, seeing as he works at a hospital and doctor's office. shit

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Originally Posted by razberyjamdeltaV

that sounds like a good idea, but my dad's a doctor. he's probably smart enough to realize that the piss isn't hot at all (when he handles the cup). ahhhh!

also, he might be able to get one of those sophisticated testers, seeing as he works at a hospital and doctor's office. shit

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trying something is better than not trying at all

hmmmm....i tried posting this earlier...but i guess it didnt go through
put 2 tablespoons of bleach in your piss and it should be clean
me and my friends did this numerous tmes when we had to get tested through an outpatient drug rehab program where they used sophisticated tests and they all turned out clean even though we were tokin it up like muthafuckas

that sounds like the unanimous decision about the bleach. 2 tablespoons though? that's a shitload isn't it? like more than a cup of piss?
i hope to the dear lord of all that is reefer that i pass.

alright this is from experiance...drink a shit load of cranberry juice and water and i mean like drink alot as much as you can...is it gonna be a home test or at a doctors office...because if your alone in the bathroom put some water in the piss 2 delute it not 2 much though...i would stick with the cranberry and water it worked for me when i was on probation