Kids' jokes

Tell me some good kid jokes.

Example...

What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Extra Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.

Ready, GO!

why did the lil girl run out the kitchen

cuz she didnt want to see the bacon strip or the orange peel

Mexican jokes..

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basket ball?
juan on juan

thats all i got...

ahhahahaha

I love kid jokes

Why do you go to bed?
--because the bed wont come get you

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry it's only a joke.

Q: what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch
Q: what did one fish say to the other?
A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools.
Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q: who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: a taxi driver.
Q: what do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: a very nervous postman.

a three legged dog walks into a bar and says:
i'm looking for the guy who shot my pah

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

what did the ocean say to the shore?
nothing, it just waved!

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LMFAO!:stoned: