strange happenings while smoking

just thought id share this. it was about 1230at night and i was in the midst of smoking a bowl blowing the smoke out my window. i was dazing off and i start to hear this noise in the bushes. it was really random it sounded like people running through the bushes, so this naturally worried me. then all of a sudden this huge fuckin deer jumps over the little stone wall and runs across my yard. i was so baked at the time i was in aw. now this wasnt one of those little bambi looking deers, this was a huge mother fucker, the ones with antlers. at this point i just start to laugh. and i dont live in a wooded area or rural area by any means, there are many houses in every direction so i was like this fuckin deer must be lost. i dont really know what the point of this story is but i decided to share it anyways.

my friend ran over a racoon goin 90 around a large bend..the thing exploded..makes me feel bad

Whoa! You should've called animal control. Sometimes deer when sick or dehydrated will become lost, and often times are hit by a car or die while running away from humans who are trying to help them. There was a deer in my hometown that got lost in town and jumped 40 feet to its death because it didnt know (obviously) it was on a ledge. Very sad. I can understand your scared highness though, haha.

one time when I was high this mommy deer jumped over my ex boyfriends fence but the fence was covered by bushes and stuff and the baby didnt know there was a fence there and he ran right in to it and his mom left him behind because she didnt know he didnt make it over. I felt so bad for him. He hid by some trees for a little while and then ran away. I like to think that his mom found him.

"the ones with antlers" are called Bucks, Pretty common around my area.

i see a deer today, first one ive seen in a long time.:D

Have hunters been killing themselves off lately? I've been seeing deer along I-10 all the time at night. I don't remember seeing this many in last three years. Maybe the deer are "fucking like rabbits."

I have something living in my attic. I think it may be a rat, but it sounds a lot bigger. I need to get some posion for the SOB. It is creepy as hell though when we hear it moving around up there. It sounds like a nutra. I don't think it would be able to get in the attic. What ever, the cats or dog will kill it if it gets down. Assuming it is a rat...

Hey Ross:
Thanks for posting the story. I got a great laugh out of it and it reminded me of some funny "now this wasnt one of those little bambi looking deers, this was a huge mother fucker, the ones with antlers," stories I have heard. Be cool:jointsmile: