URGENT!! Need some advice on this serious situation.

Greetings all! Boy let me tell you how fortunate i am to have discovered these forums! Tons of info from very kind and generous people. Im writing this post in hopes of finding alittle more optimism and confidence with a urine test i should be taking very soon. YES, i have read the "stickies" and countless of other informative posts before writing this. Only problem is i find it hard to identify with most of other smokers success stories with the dilution process. What i mean is that alot of these success stories come from individuals with different body types than mine.

Some background info, i am a 22 year old black/hispanic male, 6'1 about 240 pounds. I have a fairly slow metabolism, and obviously a few extra pounds on me. So reading success stories from people 5'7, 180 pounds, fast metabolism leaves me discouraged.

Heres the deal, ive been unemployed for a couple weeks now and i recently received a job offer with a contractor through Adecco, a temp job agency. Unfortunately, due to loads of strees, i smoked 2 blunts of regular weed about a little more than a week ago (Can't remember the exact day!) Prior to that smokign session i have abstained for maybe 3 weeks or so. Before that, more than a couple months.

Now, i have an apointment with the temp-job agency in a couple days and im not sure if they will be handling the test and if they will do it that day. I highly doubt that i would be able to pass the test "naturally" after 9-13 days being clean. Unfortunately i don' have any clean freinds or family so substiting is thrown out the window. So my only option left would be to dillute.

This being my first time working with a temp job agency i have litte knowledge on how they work and the entire process in itself. Im worried the test can come back a succesfull dilute but the auto fail me because of that. Ive heard of places doing that before. So, given my circumstances and my body type should i make any ammendments to IamN2Pot's dillution method?

I have had a burger yesterday to start the creatine process, been drinkin 8oz of water about ever 10 minutes, doing pushups and crunches to sweat my ass off. Another problem is i accidently bought B-12 vitamins instead of regular B vitmains i wont be able to exchange before this apointment. Will B-12 suffice or should i not bother taking them at all? Other than that, i got everything else down pat so u think ill be in good shape?

I truely thank everyone in advance who has takin the tiem to read all of this and lend me some advice/opions. I hope to have some replies soon!

Bless

Mr. Mondo,

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Sarah 24 i beleive that you are full of shit. you cant pass a hair test by drinking tea i dont care if its made by doctor miller and if its holy. A urine test yeah that might work. Nothing personal. really. but if that were the case then everyone would be drinking this stuff. not to mention your whole post sounded like a fucking advertisment with all that repetative jabering.

Mr._Mondo,
the only full proof way to pass a urine test is substitution. and it doesnt matter if you dont know anyone who's clean. you can buy synthetic urine to substitute with. the only hard part is getting it to the right temperature (94-100). different companies have different methods of heating but thats something you'll have to work out before hand. read the sticky about substitution. a good brand is quick fix synthetic urine. I'm not sure what the best is but its a good one.

well good luck mondo

dude who the fuck hair tests anyway it is so expensive

Lot's of people hair test now, it would blow you away. Substitution is the best way though. You can get quick fix at urineluck.com.

Good Luck!