Smugling for new years need some advice!

Hello people i need a bit of help. I was planing to smugle over like 5 g´s of weed over the airoplane on my way back over here so that i dont have to spend new years sober or just drunk. Now i was thinking and this is the question "how effective is it to smugle over in a shampoo bottle?" wrap the weed into plastic well and then into a condom which i would then slide into a full bottle of shampoo. The bottle would then go into my big sportsbag and given in so it wouldent be handlugage. I would really need some anwsers from someone that has a bit of experience with the shampoo bottle method. What iam worried about is when they x-ray the bag they can see into the bottle and spot the little bundle of somthing. Hit me back with some replies it would be very apretiated. Its either the shampoo bottle or my rectum and that i dont really feel comfortoble with. Hahahah so yeah just hit me back with some good advice my fellow stonners.
PEaCe
the puffer fish

I find the best offense is sometimes the best deffense.
Half truths are way more reaonsable then full on lies. Same with deception.

Ok So what didi just try and convey? Bacailly im trying to say make marijuana appear to be something that it's not, just incase your caught, which may involve buying a spice collection, and empyting out the aregno, but not so obvious.

cut open an apple, put the weed wher the core would be then seal it back up, make sure it's not too inconspicious on the exray, liek habe it in thin plastic, thats even a bit obvious on scanner, and they may not let you take spice gardens or apples acros the boreder, or plants.

I'm not suggesting anyhting actually, i dont want you getting caught.

The C

Sorry if people get bored with this idea, but hey, I've got a ministry to build...

The reason I got involved with the THC Ministry is because your ordination provides you with effective legal protection to grow and transport weed because it's considered a sacrament of your church.

The only 'hitch' is honesty...you can't hide it, can't hide the fact that you smoke it. In fact, you may end up testifying in a court of law that you do smoke it and that you do so because it's essential to your health.

I can't speak for other ministers, but one of the services that I provide for the people of my congregation is Safe Transport. Since my car bears tags that say that we're on Ministry Business--we even get special parking.

Pateticus

easy way:

get ya weed wrap it up, get a jar of coffee make sure its full empty sum of the coffee add the sealed weed in to it put sum more coffee in the jar tighten it and put it in your suitcase BUT add other sutff too like tea bags in a box so they wont get suspicious that u take over a container full of coffee they just think ur a tea and coffee nut lol the cofee throws the smell of weed incase of dogs. I DNT CONDONE SMUGGLING but hey if ur gonna do it do it right ;)

put small amounts of weed in various condoms and swallow them in the airport bathroom. then shit them out. i dont know if its painful but then again ive never swallowed or shat out condoms filled with weed. If you do try this dont use ballons use condoms cus ballons will disolve in stomach acid.

Im with Junkdogg, but ONLY swallow condoms under the condition that you're totally fucked up or completely retarded. Also, alot of times they dont like you transporting food, so I don't recommend the apple thing. "Sorry, can't take this random apple that is in your bag among underwear and toothbrushes... hey wait this apple is cored. And filled with leaves... Odd" Oh, and the shampoo and the coffee mehtods are both insanely popular, which means they're commonly looked out for and generally not near as hard to spot as shoving it up your ass. ((Unless you're really friendly with the drug dogs/police officers)) I gotta say, kiester-shoving is probably your safest option, and as junkdogg said, use a condom and not a balloon. You'll probably want to get a pre-lubed one as well.. for ease of use. One further option that is probably SLIGHTLY more comfortable then having a condom up your ass is duct taping that condom to the underside of your balls. -shrugs- Or, if you're a class-a daredevil, just get a box of cigs, cut about 1/4 in. off each one and tuck your baggy in the very bottom of the carton. I get into concerts with pre-rolled joints that way all the time. If you toss it in the thing with your keyes and stuff then walk through the metal detector and dont beep, you should be fine. And no they can't see plastic via x-ray.

Iâ??m not sure if they have them on domestic flights over there, but in the international airport over here they have special x-rays that detect different materials and colour code them. For instance, metal objects might come up on the screen blue, and fruit and veggies (and weed) would come up bright red on the screen.

So if you are going to go head with it, try and find out as much info as possible. Keep one step ahead and you might stand a chance

hmmm ohh damn, it looks like you got to shove it up your ass....

[align=center]Here is what im doing, Ok. fuck the shampoo bottle thats a horrible idea. especially for 5g. What do is u get some (latex)gloves for the proceedure, get (glad)zipper bags, because theyre thicker than normal sandwich bags, get (reynolds)plastic wrap, vaseline (make sure that its 100%pure petroleum jelly, (folgers)cofee grains unless u can find a stronger smelling kind, duct tape (the good thick hard kind), and small underware (tighty wighties). then here is what u do step by step aight:
(now i havent done this yet, but i reasearched it a lot, and im about 90% positive with dogs, and 98.5% without dogs that it will work. so if anyone wants to comment or add on anything please do so aight.)
Step 1: Wash hands with soap twice, put gloves on.
Step 2: Break up the weed completely. remeber stems smell more than leaves.
Step 3: Put weed in bag carefully so that u dont touch the outside of the bag after touching the weed and certainly dont let the weed touch the outside of the bag either.
Step 4: Take gloves off and Cut the plastic part(zipper) off the bag and squeeze all the air out of the bag leaving the weed in one corner of the bag.
Step 5: Fold the bag in half vertically and then burn the bag shut, at where the zipper used to be, making sure no air is in the bag
Step 6: Duct tape it tightly shut to where u cant see the bag nemore.
Step 7: Put a thickass layer of vasoline all around. if u want put a layer of cofee in with vasoline.
Step 8: Warp it around with two layers of plastic wrap.
Step 9: Put another layer of vasoline and repeat Steps 7&8, till u have three layers of plastic wrap:
Step 10: Then the last thing u do is repeat Step 6.
The reason i said get some tighty whities was that they hav like a pocket type thin right between the legs and right under the balls, exactly where security cant touch u. just put it in there even though the bag might look a little thick and put duct tape around it to where it wont ever get out unless u want it to. make sure u clean the bag with somkind of cleaner shit like dishwashing soap. it will annoy the shit out of u but hey, its worth it. It would take a fuking superdog to smell that shit lol. and humans cant fukin tell at all that u got shit, but make sure u dont look like a stoner when u go in airports what i mean is where something nice. leave no room for any suspecion at all and u should be fine. again i havent tryed it yet but i am soon and if im on here after christmas then that means that i have had the fukin time of my life so yeah, i hope that answers ur question lol but i still want to hear other ppls opinions. [/align]

haha maybe ill see u on the news when they arrest ur ass, dont do it man. THINK!