Weirdest food made while stoned?

Everyone gets a bit creative when high on weed, whats the weirdest thing you rmeember that you came up with while stoned.

Mine is a puree of tortilla, colby jack cheese slices, hotsauce, bacon, parmason cheesse, sliced turky and ham, and onion topped with a touch of onion and garlic powder a little salt and pepper. All that put on a flour tortilla and put into the microwave until the cheeses melt then eaten like a burrito. Only made this once, I ate half of it while high and it was quiet yummy, put the other half in the fridge and ate it when sober and it tasted discusting

My favorite stoner food is when you toast 2 ego waffles (Blueberry are the best) Then I put jam or apple butter on one side and CRUNCHY penut nutter on the other side and eat it like a sandwich. YUMMY.

Either marshmellows with peanut butter/chocolate(or chocolate syrup, or tootsie rolls) put in the microwave for 20 seconds then eaten with a fork. Or toast with peanut butter/frosted flakes/chocolate syrup

I have another that isn't all that weird alot of people just haven't thought about it, make a vanilla milk shake and put some cinimon in it and drop in a pop-tart

hmm i don't think i have made anything too weird before...I do really like these Dutch licorice candies that are SUPER salty. Most people think they taste disgusting (someone once said it tasted like a salt lick), but to the Dutch conossoir they're amazing. lol.

I made a sandwich the bottom layer was bread and then on top of that ice cubes, then on top of the ice cubes some raw bacon and on top of that.. a stick of butter.. that was the best damn sandwich ive ever had!

^^ now that is the absolutely most disgusting thing I have EVER heard of.

I have made some weird shit, that smelled good to me while I was cooking it, but 9 times out of 10 I take one bite and go "god, I must be really stoned, this tastes disgusting, who THOUGHT of this food?" and then I throw it out and eat something normal.

recently I'm really into brown rice cakes with Nutella. only while stoned. not while sober.