" We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.â?
Carlos Castaneda (Don Juan)
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" We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.â?
Carlos Castaneda (Don Juan)
"Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling?" —Bertrand Russell
"We must remember tommorow comes after the dark." tupac
"Ignorance is bliss."
"Happiness to me is being stoned" - Ozzy Osbourne and Me.
Everybody must get stoned...
"If the truth won't do, then something is wrong!"
My Grandpa caught my Mom in a lie (never found out what it was) just as I walked in on them. I had NEVER seen him angry before, so it stuck in my 5 year old head. It must have been a whopper- I was quickly hussled up to my cousin's room and told to play.
I was looking for lights on E-Bay and ran across this......I laughed my ass off!!
"You must be prepared for a termendous, freakishly rapid, lush tropical plant growth explosion!!!! This light will turn your closet into a rain forest jungle in no time flat! Not responsible for any unexpected bumper crops, huge yields and tasty harvests".
"theres life out there and it confuses the shit outta me, i mean how could anyone go shopping without atleast ten vicodin"
"You're all gonna die!" Nathan Explosion