Stupid joke, u prob heard before

The Story of the Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side.

He then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest.

He finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

The koala looks down at him and says:

"Faaaaarrrrk dude, how much water did you drink?!!"

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LMAO!

lol

man, i told that to a couple of my homies and they said that had to be the Funniest joke they've evr heard.
then they told like several other people

What do a plum and a garage door have in common?
























They both have doors... except for the plum.

haha... that plum shit was hella funny.. It had me hella laughin even tho its retarded. the koala 1 was funny 2.

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Originally Posted by imagtb

haha... that plum shit was hella funny.. It had me hella laughin even tho its retarded. the koala 1 was funny 2.

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Yeah man, I told that to a bunch of kids at a party who were baked (including me) and we literally laughed for 20 minutes...