Dilution never works for me! :(

I was in jail from jan 3rd to jan 9th this year for a ingestion charge and was forced to pee clean before release, I tried the dilution trick because I was a everyday smoker.....it never worked for me no matter how much water I drank.....finally a guard I knew there pissed for me to get me outta there....I would like to know why it did not work.....I'm 5'8, 130 lbs small build and eat and eat and eat and never get bigger(should have good metabolism)....doesn't make since to me or anyone esle and I wasted 50 bucks in tests trying to get out....I also drank so much water each day that I got light headed and puked a couple times....any info would be appecticed

i duno man but you probably overhydrated yourself.. in other words you fuckin started drowning yourself which is horrible for you in the first place but seeing as how ur that light you should have some kind of crazy fast metabolism, im 5'10" 155 lbs, 5% body fat, so i duno whats up man i guess it depends on how much you had smoked beforehand (regular, light user) also the water will just dilute your pee in a few days time, if all ur using is water its going to take a lot longer to get all the THC out and piss clean. But if it makes you feel better i eat a shit load all the time too, work out 5 days a week and never seem to a gain a pound either, extremely frustrating so who fuckin knows.. hope i was atleast a little bit of help.:jointsmile:

So how do you use the dilution plan effectively?

well its highly disputed man, i mean just about everyone has there own so called "foolproof method" but one that i've come across recently sounds like its pretty legit when your in a tight bind, the shits called Certo, you can find it at most major grocery stores in the same isle as Jello, although i have not used this product myself yet (i will be in the next week or 2) many people have used this method and passed, for more peoples experience with this shit just look in my profile under posted threads called "may have found Dilution solution... CERTO" so check that out and look at ImN2pot's sticky at the top of the forum on Dilution method.. good luck man.:jointsmile:

The dilution thread on these forums helped me to pee clean, but the closer you are to being clean without it, the more likely it is that it'll work. It does sound like you over-did it. When I did it, I was three weeks clean with a high metabolism, and was still pissing dirty.

Drinking tons of water for several days is not going to get you clean any faster, because the THC metabolites are stored in your fat cells, and drinking tons of water for an extended period is not going to burn that fat on its own, or make your kidneys work any faster. It will make you sick. You've also got to keep in mind that, if pee is too diluted, it comes up as a diluted test, which can also be regarded as a fail. There are specific things you've got to do to get your creatinine levels and specific gravity back up to normal while diluting to not come up with a diluted result.

I highly recommend you read the thread on it if you plan to use dilution in the future. So sorry you've had a difficult couple weeks, babe. That really sucks, and my heart goes out to you.