Good artists please read

hey guys.. im lookin to ask a favor from someone.. all i want you to do is make my last name on photoshop/drawn the way i want it because im getting it on my back. im not gonna throw my last name around on the board, so if you are GOOD at photoshop or can draw good please contact me.. ill go over how i want it with you and i will respect you if you respect me.. this is important to me
thanks please reply

anyone?

I'll do it for you for about 3 grand. If you want something generic however I can get it for you, oh about 200 dollars, plus shipping handling, injuries that may result, and hospital bills, law suits that may come from using a copyrighted material.

You know, stuff like that.