Funny Things Said in Chat

I thought it would be a cool idea to start up a thread where we can copy and paste conversations and statements made in chat into a thread so they will be forever sealed in cannabis.com history. Well i guess i will start us off

d00d557: boy scouts is too much of a fag magnet
hello3pat: My father is trying to push me to become eagle scout along with some other people I know, and realy they put me off the entrie idea of becoming eagle scout
d00d557: yeah
d00d557: i mean once you get past it its straight because you dont have to have anything else to do with the bs
hello3pat: dood, I'm gay so, yeah

pat I would have never known... :D this is gonna be fun

yeah my bad pat, didn't mean it that way

tuscani: this thread is gonna be funny
tuscani: but it cant alll be about pats homosexuality
Splifted: lol

TheGreenFog: Pat keeps calling me frog in chat...
hello3pat: hey frog
hello3pat: lol
TheGreenFog: Hi, pat. :)

Chat is fun. I'm going there right now. :D

The Fog :rastasmoke:

hello3pat: The german club at my school used to challenge the french club to paintball, guess who always won?
Splifted: just choppin them all at once
Splifted: and saying to fuck with it
Splifted: lol
Splifted: the americans?
hello3pat: ol
faithlessxxx: I dunno I find the branches mature at different times
TheGreenFog: Lol the spanish club?
Splifted: did they step in and protect france and beat germany?
Splifted: yeah
Splifted: they do
Splifted: but i just wanna chop them all
hello3pat: The spanish club never showed up even

loki475: its like 5 degrees
loki475: celsius
Splifted: so whats that in real temperature lol

loki475: veerrr mooooth
Splifted: lol
hello3pat: lol
loki475: ya words are fun
Spills: not its frauenheit
d00d557: fahrenheit
tuscani: everyone in case you havent seen it http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=98261
Spills: silent r
d00d557: Hah ah! googled that bitch


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d00d557: einstein smoked weed..
loki475: einstein was retarded
tuscani: eh
d00d557: how else could he come up with the atom and shit?
tuscani: i bet he did coke
Splifted: this fact was brought to you by our bullshit dept

loki475: there was a huge pile of corncobs infront of the emu pen, so he picks one up and whips it at an emu and smokes it in the side of the head
loki475: then he looks at me and says
loki475: 'wanna try?'
loki475: so we spent like 30mins whippin corncobs at emud

the chat is where its at

faithlessxxx: who wants to smoke with a guy sitting in stockholm, Sweden?
Pipe Dreams: lol couch
canetoad has joined.
Pipe Dreams: Thats what Im sayin
Purple Banana: Nope, sorry High
Dro_Princess: i use to be a phone psychic for miss cleo
faithlessxxx: Im blazing...now
couch-potato: i was miss cleo
hello3pat: Are you serious dro?
Dro_Princess: you would log onto the call center through your phone and all the calls came through your home phone
Pipe Dreams: Boobs
HighSeekerz: and I dressed up as my sister once... Does that count?
Pipe Dreams: come back!
couch-potato: hey lets all go to the lounge and post in my awesome thread
couch-potato: Right Now Dammit
hello3pat: dro, you kick ass
Dro_Princess: id be in my undwear in the bed watching tv and put it on mute when the phone rang
Pipe Dreams: So how much calls did you actually get from that shit dro?
Pipe Dreams: Do alot of people call?
Dro_Princess: i did that at night abd baby sat during the day
Dro_Princess: oh yeah lots of ppl
Pipe Dreams: Haha what a waste of money
HighSeekerz: so here you are dro princess, there you were know princess?
hello3pat: o.0
Kindbud: ahaha thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while dro
Pipe Dreams: Is giving cocaine to a cocaine addict medical treatment?
Dro_Princess: i made up a differnt name every time someone called
Kindbud: aha high
Kindbud: u really did that dro ?
HighSeekerz: did anyone lose their life saving from your advice?