What would you tell yourself when you were just starting your party career

This should be interesting if anyone replies

First off partying is like fire,sex,guns, and magic you don't overindulge or you will be burnt, a father, missing one eye, and have a curse on you.
Have some fucking sense. Stay away from barflies and don't take them home. (They probably have crabs) YES YOU COULD GET CRABS don't do it. Stay away from foster kids who want to run away. Just take my word for it. They're trouble. Do NOT Under any Cicumstances go to the police with anything THEY are fucking WORTHLESS and will only meddle in your shit and proceed to make money off you. Um, what else. If you cannot walk,you CANNOT drive and if you cannot drive you are going to call your folks tell them some bullshit and if they ain't haven it You will tell them the truth You may be grounded but you will have some respect from your parents for having the SENSE to call.

About alchohol people say the first part of you it attacks is your vision and balance this is bullshit. If the cops show up RUN LIKE HELL. Better to deal with your folks than the cops. The first thing alchohol disables is common sense. When you just start I expect you to get shitty thats alright you need to build up your tolerance and the folks will let you slide a few times. The common sense part of this eqausion will come with time.

Weed- SMOKE AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE these are your golden years get high and fuck(with rubbers who cares if shes on the pill you don't need a fucking miracle baby) Dont go to school high trust me it sucks. Oh OH OH Smoke weed take a weed nap then go drinking you will find your consumption much improved. If you do smoke while drinking resist the urge to pass out your energy will come back to you.

Women- Crazy isn't always fun Crazy= Cops becuase crazy girls get called in as runaways especially foster children crazy girls
Don't fuck with your crazy girlfriends alchoholic mom. She will kick your ass.
MMMmm find a sane one you might not party as hard but you will enjoy it more. The sooner the better but Im not telling you not to whore it up.

That about sums it up pst the BB will let you buy beer from them if you steal your brothers ID.

id tell myself not to post about it on the internet

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DICK

for me, the only thing would be no not drink and drive (and not get in a car with people who have been drinking, because ive seen many good people die because of that), and to not get STD's/kids. thats about it...

oh yeah how can i forget, smoking as much weed as possible! (and not gettin caught by the popo).

i party lots anyways, but im only 17, so next year im gonna go clubbing and shit; cant wait!

Take that motherfucka and milk that bitch for shes got!! You only live once so do what you want!! That being said don't fuck up your life by getting some diseases from this two dollar crack whore you screwed. And especailly don't have kids with her lol. Use your brains don't do anythiny stupid.Well thats about the whole thing in a nut shell. I try and follow those guidelines as much as can.

i would tell myself that on april 18th 2004 when you come up to a stop sign on mechanic street, make a full and complete stop, theres a cop thats going to arrest you if you dont across the street.

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I'd warn myself that what your doing is illegal, and not to tell ANYONE who thinks it's wrong in any fashion... I told a few too many people and it didn't go over well.

To not smoke before school 4/20 of '06, I got caught by the 'rents that day.

That's about it, I've been good since then, I'd have made sure to purchase all my stash equipment right away, the stuff that covers up all the evidence.

To not let a kid ride on the hood of your car.
And to make sure you run from the cops instead of watch That 70's Show when your wasted and get your fist MIP and probation.

umm.. keep the shit quiet.. dont' let myself get out of control, dont' offer up the fact i do, i'd only tell new people about my habbits, if i was pretty sure they shared the same habbits (was never wrong either) not to let it become my life, or get to a point to where all i wanted to do was get high/drunk and be completely miserable any other time.... i still always wanted to do it, but there's a time and place for everything... there's always goign to be that want... but as long as you're not letting the want run yoru life... it's ok.

i used to tell myself...

"Don't smoke": I started smoking.
"Don't drink too much": I drank too much.
"Don't do drugs": well surprise surprise, I did drugs too.

but on a much more serious note, i just tell myself to know my limits and not to push myself when i'm feeling close to it. i'd rather go home with a barf in my hair and an empty stomach then dead.