The big-long-tupperware-box-full-of-childhood-memories

anyone else have one?
i jsut found mine, and i was looking through it. man its such a trip, i remember doing so much of the stuff i found, and its like..hold shit
ok id like to share with you the best storie ever written, by me in 5th grade!

"the house on maple street"
by me

"It was a perfect lift-off!" said ed, who had just taken off from maple street, an alien rocket launching pad.
"why is our ship shaped like this?" asked bob
"dunno" ed said. ed and bob are pluzonions. their mission is to invade an inhabited planet called "Earth". we belive the inhabitance are ca;;ed "humans". we know this from a strange object called television, or T.V. it is supposedly used for recreational purpouses
"oh yes, this ship is disguised ad an object of shelter, called a house"
"oh yeah"
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, beep, beep, boop, beeo, boop, zing, WHAP!
"THATS THE ALARM! THE EARTH IS CLOSING! Brace for IMPACT!!! 5 4 3 2 1.......SPLOOSH
"we have landed on earth. we are in water, it is safe"
"ok" said bob
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah here is a house. just remember, (illegibility)---EoooooOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOO!!!
"whats that?" asked bob
"dunno. but i know what well do. runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!"

(the next day)

"HEY LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!!"
"What?! this is a TRASH CAN. it is mainly for disposing of unwanted waste. heres a newspaper, lets see..."

[little picture i drew of a newspaper saying ALIEN SIGHTING on the headline]

"THEY ARE ONTO US!!!"
"no, thats my line"
"oh"
"they are onto us! quick, get to the ship, NOW!"

zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ CRACK! SNAP, BOOM!

it was a perfect lift-off





yo..how DANK was that story! i was such a crazy little kid :rastasmoke:

in my long tupper box of child hood memories
there is only a dead cock a roach and a certificate "garbage mouth"
that i got for cussing the best

I don't have a tupperware box, just a old, black box. :p I do though, with stuff I want to look back on one day and be like, "oh yeah."

I haven't looked in there for awhile, but I have an old Pic-a-Pop bottle that they used to sell way back when for .55cents a bottle. Came in orange, cola, and root beer. Flavourful and delicious. :)

I have notes from an old girlfriend who I used to have sex with everyday after school. :p I love it when you lose your virginity, everything is just bang bang bang!

I have a note from a girl I got in grade 9 that says, "life sucks, so lets fuck it all and go get high" and in small letters it says, "keep this" and for some reason, I did. She was a cool chick though. Her mom smoked weed and she'd snake her stash all the time. One time we got drunk before school and we both ended up leaving in the middle of the day. I guess school was boring drunk, so we said fuck it. I ended up going to bed at 4p.m that day. :D

I have an old ass camera that takes little CD's for film. This thing has to be at least 2oyrs old, and it holds little Kodak CD's. It's kind of neat. My grandma who I never met gave it to me. Kind of a strange thing to leave behind for someone, but, oh well.

This is really boring, no offense. I have a shit load more stuff, but this bores me. :p so I'm done.

i dont have a tupperware box , but what i do have, is a shit ton of old books from highschool that have old book marks in them. one in particular is from one of the greatest times of my life when i was dating this girl that made everything ok ....it was a hall pass that she had written on the back of, i came across that a few months ago and had no idea whatsoever it was there...really took me back!

but for the most part all of the stuff from my childhood is gone forever.