mmmmk so i went in for a ua on tuesdayto appease the dirty court bastard who have deemed it nessisary. No the lab i piss in is in the lovely town of boulder, Colorado near the notorious Pearl street. Naturally i missed my appointment at 11 and was told to come back at 2. around 11:30 i met a friend who was looking for a man to give him five bucks so he could by an eighth... being the kind and generous soul i am i offered my own five bucks. by 1:30 we had several joints prepared and we proceeded to smoke them as we strolled through the streets of boulder. then 2 rolled around i am at this point completely baked as i walk into the baec (boulder alchohol education center) where i take my ua's. i found this extremely amusing a thought you happy stoners might like to know. also will my pee be dirty??????
