Growing noobie needs help!!!

Hey, i need some help, i kind of want to start growing. i need some info on it though before i start.

Whats the difference between male and female seeds and which ones are better?

What kind of weed seeds should i purchase and how much should my reasonable price limit be? (so i dont get ripped off) [links appreaciated]

where can i hide my "plantation"? (lol)

how long do they take to grow and how long do i dry the buds out for?

and what are the essentials that i need to have sucessful germanation?

Thank you very much in advance for helping out a fellow toker!!

Well Jimbo,

Looks like you have a lot more reading to do to master the game. So don't let this be your last.

1) When you buy a batch of seeds half will be males the other female. If you want more seeds you'll need both.
2)What kind to buy and where to hid the plantation. That's your issue. Try www.seedbay.com
3)Three months to grow 10 days to dry.
4)The essentials a cup of distilled water will get your there.

P.S. Keep reading

Loco

read my college course in my sig... you'll be right on top of things, all the way down to the links.

well i paid 95 euro's for some seeds the other day but u can get them cheeper i usually buy femanized seeds. pappaya is supposed to be an easy grow but i guess it just depends on the person growing. kp is right read her thread its got every thing u need to know to get started. from germanating to harvest its a really good read. most of growing is reading the more you read the more u no but most important its about experiance as well you learn from your mistakes. so if its ur first grow dont expect big amounts at the end i just dnt want u to be disapointed the more exp u have the bigger ur overall yield will be. im on my second grow now and i dnt claim to know shit but what i do know i try to pass on to other ppl that are where i was a few months ago. as for where to put ur grow try in ur house lol a closet or a wardrobe usually are the most common places but if your doing an out door grow try and hide it where no one will come across it. also what lights are u going to use? are you going for soil or hydro. soil is quite easy as hydro can be complicated. just keep a real close eye out for bugs and fungus on ur babies wen ur growing. any way i think ive gone on quite enough for now if i can help any more just give me a shout! but seriouse read kp's thread its well worth it laters peace!