Originally Posted by tschmidty32
from "killin them softly"
Oh sorry mr. chappelle right this way, why didn't you spread your cheeks in the first place.
The nigger broke in and apparently hung up pictures of his family everywhere.
he looked at me and said, "Dave.......I'm gonna race him." i woulda been like "CHIP NO!" but i was high...and all that came out was, "ya know nigga some times ya just gotta race (hit hit) ya know i dunno."
you always see womens magazines with shit like 101 ways to please your man. shit we all know that list is 4 things long. Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwhich, and don't talk so much.
I'll ask some of my white friends who they're gonna vote for and they'll be like "Whoa dave dave uh uh...so i was fucking my wife in the ass the other night, and let me tell ya, it was really somethin else." "But who are you voting for?" "Whoa dave, i'm tryin to tell you about fuckin my wife in the ass and you keep askin me all these personal questions."
It was so disgusting, it was the drug dealin baby like "I SNUCK IN THE CLUB NIGGA!"
all i can think of right now but god damn that is the funniest shit ever, stoned or not...Dave Chappelle is one of the funniest dudes ever.