Depressed story turns into orgasm.

I just got done smoking two blunts earlier around 3. After mucho eating and a healthy dose of some Family Guy I felt like smoking again. But then remembered I smoked all my weed in those blunts earlier. Very depressed I decided to get out my old metal pipe and make a resin bowl. Excited but at the same time mourning because I am resorting to scraping my bowl.

I scoundrel for shake laying around on the computer desk to perhaps increase my medium size resin bowl. As I finish packing it I am looking for my lighter in my drawers of my computer desk as I open up the first door and find a nice blunt amount of weed leftover from earlier. I was so high earlier I thought I smoked it all but really didn't and put the rest of the weed there. It was like heaven. I rolled up another blunt and smoked the resin bowl as well. Now i'm stoned as a bitch nodding my head.

"I'm so in love with you Miss Mary (Miss Mary!)
I can't picture my life without you cause it gets scary (Gets scary!)
When I'm down I need you around in a hurry (In a hurry!)
And calm me down from my hard times and my worries (Miss Mary!)
I'll hold you close to me late at night
Face to face we meet and greet and everythangs iight
Ya nothing less then a dime when you in my sight
And through the dark days you know how to bring the light
I remember the first time I kissed ya
My first experience with love is when I finally hit ya
And I'm a thug but fuck it I ain't gon lie I miss ya
I wanna spend everyday of the rest of my life with ya
We break up to make up but we can't stay apart (No!)
It feel like forever when we spend a day apart (Fa show!)
So begging you to come back as I play my part (Oh!)
It's a shame how you just had your way with my heart
I love ya Miss Mary"

This happened to me this week. Smoked a blunt last Thursday after taking a bunch of shots and drinking beers all night. Needless to say, I didn't remember shit in the morning, and neither did my friend I smoked with. Two nights ago, I open my wallet to get a quarter to play Quarters, and there is like quarter of the blunt in the change part lol. Can't believe I never found it or smelled it (my wallet stanks now).

a couple of weeks ago i was out in my car one night smoking a few bowls...the kid with me had the bud so i had none..the next day i go to get in my car to drive home from college(2 hours) and im wanting to smoke just a joint or so sooo bad but i have nothing....so i go to a gas station, grab a drink, get in my car and go to put the dirnk in the cup holder...but WHATS THIS IN THE CUP HOLDER!?


a freaking solid gram sized nug was just sittin in there..i guess he dropped it or whatever, so i tossed that shit in my grinder and had a fat spliff....such a happy high

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Originally Posted by PdoubleOTY

a freaking solid gram sized nug was just sittin in there..i guess he dropped it or whatever, so i tossed that shit in my grinder and had a fat spliff....such a happy high

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There is nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, better than finding a nug when you're fiending.

(Fiending[verb] - The action of craving something)