so my friend comes out of no where and says she wants to try some of my "juice" (to avoid typing a word i hate >.<)
but what the hell us up with women?
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so my friend comes out of no where and says she wants to try some of my "juice" (to avoid typing a word i hate >.<)
but what the hell us up with women?
more importantly, what did you say?
did you go get her a glass of orange juice?
I don't know man. I have this one girl who's with these friends of my dad's and shes reaally annoying and not very attractive but basically worships me so I decide to get drunk so I can hook up with her and what do you, once I start making moves on her, no dice. She's sleeping downstairs on the couch now and I'm like, what the hell? You were trying to hook up with me before and now that I'm drunk enough to actually let you she wont. Whatever, I know once I sober up some more I'll be glad nothing happened but it just doesnt make sense. I got nice and sauced for no reason and now I cant sleep and I've got to get up early tomorrow. What a bitch.
Ok, I am stoned now and listening to the doobies on vinyl and I just cant stop laughing at how awsome vinyl sounds compared to digital. Like seriously, I am laughing as I type. I LOVE MARIJUANA!!!!!
"I want to try some your juice"
"Really? let me go tell the messege board about this hold on!"
...
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"ok back...so you wanna taste it?"
"yeh your cranberry juice you made yesterday!Looks delicious."
"Fuck."
hahaaaa...
anyways yes i love marijuana too.
i wish i ahd some right now.
...............and you were confused and said no?:confused:
This whole thread confuses me . . .
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MY GOD.Quote:
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i dont get it... the point of this thread is what exactly?Quote:
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