The stupid shit that people do while fucked up
Today, I got high as hell and drunk as fuck at lunch and me and some people walked over to a nearby school for a fight that never went down. Then on the way back out, someone suggests we pull the fire alarm. I was like, I'll do it! So I walk back into the school and pull the damn thing and go back outside but it didn't go off. So I went back in and tried hitting it, and these kids sitting right there started yelling at me "Get the fuck out of our school bitch!" So I left and as we're walking down the street, this fag teacher runs up to me and asks if he can talk to me. I was like fuck no. What's your name? Fuck off. What school do you go to? Fuck off. He followed me back to my school where I told him a whole bunch of lies. Then another teacher from there comes over to get our principal and the police. As soon as I saw the principal dude commin I just booked my ass down the street. He never saw me, and I sauntered into class without anyone knowing. :D
It was by far the funniest thing thats happened to me recently. Anyone have any dumb shit that they've done?
The stupid shit that people do while fucked up
thats funny
hmm i cant seem to remember any funny stories but i have some scary ones :D once i smoked up and got incredibly high i think it had something in it..but we went out to the swamp..like a 30 minute drive to see some ghosts. but somebody walked up to us and was like you are tresspassing i called the cops :eek:
so i started running towards some rocks or something while my friends calmly get in their car and drive away. i was like oh no :eek: :eek: and i ran into the swamp....then i saw one of my friends later on. he got left behind too...it was scary and dark and there were alligators and we were hallucinating...i was like let's keep going it's only 1000000000000000000 miles to civilization! he's like nah lets just sit by this highway. im like fuck that bye
so my friends found me a few hours of walking later. that was scary. i dont know what happened to the other guy. i know its mean but i think its kind of funny.
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